My love for the red sugary drinks is much, much greater than the love for my home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: bob_super said,

“Honey, I know that your home is your castle, but don’t forget the basics:
– Drawbridges go on the outside of the walls
– Drawbridges cross over moats
When you’re done with that we’ll review the window problem…”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Sir Osis of Liver says, “-Oh Yeah!
-Oh No, How about you fix this wall before my dad gets home. He’s gonna beat me with a toaster, if you get thirsty drink yourself you glass son of a bitch!”