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So, You’re Saying Three Is The Limit

Jun. 23, 2010

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White Trash Repairs - So, You're Saying Three Is The Limit

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Because nothing says holiday cheer like a $700 electrical bill and the warm glow of fire engine lights. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Thread!: Fixer ChiTownTechie starts us off with,
“Chet’s nuts roasting on an electrical fire
Mary Lou spraying the garden hose
Kludging carols, being sung by a choir
and folks dressed in hillbilly clothes”

Find the rest of the lyrical kludging after the jump!
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Alice, Honey. Do We Have Any “Drink Me” Potion Left?

Dec. 25, 2009

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Alice, Honey. Do We Have Any "Drink Me" Potion Left?

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Favorite Comment(s!): It’s a National Lampoon comment cluster.

Fixer applz says, “Hey Griswold, Where do ya think you’re gonna put a tree that big?”
“Bend over and I’ll show ya.”

Fixer BRMBug says, “It’s a little full.”

Fixer Katie says, “It’s not going on the lawn, Russ, it’s going in our living room.”

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The Joneses Just Couldn’t Say “Bah Humbug” And Be Done With It

Dec. 15, 2009

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Favorite Comment: Fixer favorable mutation says, “When mom’s drinking, passive-aggressive behavior and holiday depression all align properly, it’s truly a sight to behold.”

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Over-Extended Thanksgiving Oven Cries For Mercy

Dec. 9, 2009

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Submitted By: Alex

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t cook that.”
AND: Fixer Doug says, “Dear worthless owners,
HE:LP! I’ve been stranded here for years, being turned on and off at will, sometimes being ignored for months at a time. Then, without warning, you expect me to cook a turkey perfect the first time. How about a cleaning every so often? That 3″ of bacon grease on my floor that’s now turned black really burns. And I take the dirt out on your turkey. Seriously.
Clean me. Please. I need HE:LP.
Sincerely,
Your Mr. Chef Oven.”

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Honey, When I Said Trim To Make It Fit I Meant THE TREE

Dec. 5, 2009

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Honey, When I Said Trim To Make It Fit I Meant THE TREE

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Favorite Comment: Fixer nimrod says, “Wow, this tree is pretty intimidating. let’s just hope to God it doesn’t realize that its brethren have been chopped into strips and plastered on the wall behind it.”

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Back To The Grind

Nov. 30, 2009

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Welcome back Fixers!

I hope you had a great holiday weekend (Thanksgiving if you’re American; International Empty Internet Day for everyone else). Mondays are always rough but doubly so after becoming a turkey narcoleptic on Aunt Francine’s couch for the last three days. To help ease your pain, and make up for abandoning you in favor of delicious pecan pie on Thursday, the Voting Page has twenty submissions today instead of ten!

Also, with only twenty-five shopping days until Christmas, twelve until Hanukkah, twenty-six until Kwanzaa and twenty-two until Winter Solstice I’m going to try and stuff the site with as many hilarious holiday themed kludges as possible. So make sure you catch your neighbor trying to rig up the lights or the curtains being set aflame by a poorly place Menorah.

-Ms. Fix-It

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