
If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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If Sam had his way, the trip to Mordor would have been very different. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Neither the most effective nor cost efficient bug guard, it does score high in the unnecessary category. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Dave said, “No, Occifer, I don’t know why I couldn’t see that pedestrian crossing in front of me. He’s dead you say?”

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Not clever enough to figure out stick shift, I see. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Brewski says, “The real reason dinosaurs became extinct: their stubborn refusal to obey seat-belt laws.”
Ms. Fix-It Note: This was one the hardest Favorite Comment decisions I’ve ever made. ALL of them were awesome!

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He promised he wouldn’t miss her special day. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer JUSTTOM says, “Gee, I didn’t think it was really possible, but Tim WAS late to his on funeral.”

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The male Lattice Bug, while not as elaborate as the female, is still one of the more ornate of the genus. – Ms. Fix
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “My conversion is finally done and it’s time for a test drive. First, though, I better go up front, pop the hood and make sure all the belts are all… uh, oh…”

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We all laughed when they started installing escape latches inside trunks. Who’s laughing now? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is why you never enter an unstable wormhole for whatever reason, especially at full speed. You never know where you will end up on the other side.”

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While the trek to dispose of the bodies garbage is long, at least the neighbors won’t complain about the smell. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paigeygirl says, “That bike is trashed!”

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Well not everyone can afford multiple portable DVD players for road trips, ya know. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Sure your parents can come along on vacation with us. But there’s a hitch…”

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If done properly, Spring Break should be so busy that when it’s over you need another vacation. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “But Officer, I even wedged the extra axle under the drive wheels. If anything, I’m even more safe!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer timbenzidrene says, “SUNDAY!SUNDAY!SUNDAY!!!!!! IT’S MONSTER TRUCKS AT THE BANGLADESH MOTOR SPORTS ARENA!!! SEE THE HIGH LIFTING, MUSCLE-STRAINING INDIGENOUS COMPETITORS BATTLE IT OUT IN THE EVER POPULAR HERNIA DIVISION!!!!!
LET’S GET READY TO SSSSSSTTTUMBLE!!!!!!!”