Archive for the 'halp' Category

Submitted By: Alex

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t cook that.”
AND: Fixer Doug says, “Dear worthless owners,
HE:LP! I’ve been stranded here for years, being turned on and off at will, sometimes being ignored for months at a time. Then, without warning, you expect me to cook a turkey perfect the first time. How about a cleaning every so often? That 3″ of bacon grease on my floor that’s now turned black really burns. And I take the dirt out on your turkey. Seriously.
Clean me. Please. I need HE:LP.
Sincerely,
Your Mr. Chef Oven.”

Good morning Fixers!

I know it’s Monday and we’re all a little hungover tired and bleary but we here at ThereIFixedIt need your help. You see, you guys are apparently budding mad scientists and I hesitate to think what a freak lightning storm or improperly handled electric eels would produce. But it’s given rise to a problem. That of the Frankenstein category. It seems we need one. See the post below as an example.

But calling it the “Frankenstein” category is just too traditional for the likes of us. So chug that third espresso, discretely tilt your monitor away from your co-workers and start thinking of a great name for all the cobbled together kludges that are abominations against nature. Leave your submissions in the comment section and make sure to leave replies to any you find amusing.

On Friday, we’ll take the best of the best and put them in a poll for the Fixer community to vote on. Annnnnd…go!