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“Just forking fix it!” is not what was said, but what maintenance heard. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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I may be wrong, but I think you’re supposed to throw away the cartridge, not the handle. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Czernobog said, “Introducing the new Gilette “mock 4″ series.”

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Favorite Comment: Captain Mike says, “Nice to see someone finally got a handle on the pot problem in our country.”

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We ate our soup with forks. And we were grateful! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Thread! Have I told you guys lately how much I love you? First two replies here; then the rest of the thread after the jump!
Fixer 1L says, “Forks?!?!?! Luxury! We had to eat our broth with a tea strainer!”
Fixer Fluffy says, “Tea strainer!?!?! You were lucky to have a tea strainer! When I was young, we used to drink our broth with a rolled up newspaper. And when I say “broth” I mean “puddle water with mud”.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Great idea, making salad tongs out of plastic knives and forks. However, the “spoons into soup tongs” idea was a total flop.”