
Submitted By: Chuck S
Favorite Comment: Fixer PIku says, “It’s OK if it sets the toilet roll on fire, that’ll eventually burn down enough that the charger falls out the socket, disconnecting the electricity. Then the bits of flaming toilet paper and towel will fall harmlessly onto the floor. Where upon they’ll set the other towels alight, but since it’s a bathroom covered in tiles there won’t be much else to burn and it’ll all go out after a few hours. If you left the light on so the extractor fan worked, it’d prevent all that messy fire-alarm business which can be so inconvenient. Then you just wait until the maid brings more towels, hopefully before your batteries run out.”
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