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Direct Injection

Dec. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Direct Injection

Some plugs, like children, are simply ungroundable.

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Old_Radio_Collector

Favorite Comment: Sarge said, “The other three electrical outlets are shocked at what happened to the fourth one.”

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Nailed It!

Dec. 9, 2010

white trash repairs - Nailed It!

Submitted by: Unknown

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It’s Better Than Bad, It’s Good

Dec. 1, 2010

white trash repairs - It's Better Than Bad, It's Good

Submitted by: Neil Hoh

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: ⬡ said, “This is not how you log in to the network.”

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Pizza Gives Me the Brightest Ideas

Nov. 29, 2010

white trash repairs - Pizza Gives Me the Brightest Ideas

Submitted by: Unknown

With the oversaturated market of Pizza stores with “Pappa” in the name, Ron decided to change his initial offering. ~Not-So-Handy Adny

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And This Is Why We Don’t Mess With Electricity

Nov. 23, 2010

white trash repairs - And This Is Why We Don't Mess With Electricity

Submitted by: Shackleford

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Hey, Can I Borrow A Couple Volts?

Nov. 19, 2010

Hey, Can I Borrow A Couple Volts?

Submitted by: Dan

Warning, it may give you more than a jump. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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We’ve Rerouted Power From the Auxiliary Systems!

Nov. 2, 2010

white trash repairs - We've rerouted power from the auxiliary systems!

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boyincity

Or, Main Power is just feeling a little lazy today. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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The Key to Power Failure

Oct. 29, 2010

white trash repairs - The Key to Power Failure

Submitted by: Unknown

Favorite Comment: U-Suck said, “MacGruber!”

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Imminent Explosions are the Key to any Good Meal

Oct. 20, 2010

white trash repairs - Imminent Explosions are the Key to any Good Meal

Moving to Europe guarantees your assorted pig meat will be cooked slightly quicker. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Me Fu said, “”Imminent explosions”? You do know that the British call sausages “bangers”, don’t you?”

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Just Act Natural

Oct. 1, 2010

white trash repairs - Just Act Natural

Submitted by: Jon Wall

The best way to child-proof your home isn’t to remove all the dangerous objects. It’s to keep half of them and let your kids learn by doing. Trust me, they’ll thank you when they start talking. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: boring factual guy said, “Hmmm, I’m actually wondering what sequence of events resulted in this.

1. Breaks plastic socket cover.
2. Goes to store, which has run out of twins, only got fours.
3. Oh well. Might as well buy the four set.
4. Gets home, fixes plate over sockets.
5. Looks at holes. Thinks, “That looks a bit wierd.”
6. Draws fake sockets with permanent marker.

7. “There, I fixed it.”

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