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Because nothing says holiday cheer like a $700 electrical bill and the warm glow of fire engine lights. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Thread!: Fixer ChiTownTechie starts us off with,
“Chet’s nuts roasting on an electrical fire
Mary Lou spraying the garden hose
Kludging carols, being sung by a choir
and folks dressed in hillbilly clothes”

Find the rest of the lyrical kludging after the jump!
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Coyote has to moonlight as a technician to raise funds for ACME supplies. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Thread!: Fixer dono1 says, “This mush be how the Native American Indian tribes held up their telephone wires before the white man came along.”
Next: Fixer Rob says, “I hadn’t realized the native Americans had wired ahead for their reservations…”
Retort: Fixer dono1 says, “They only did it when they had a weak smoke signal.”
Followed By: Fixer TexasDan says, “Plus, you always want to call ahead and make sure they have TP.”
Finisher: Fixer dono1 says, “How.”

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Tell us what you do with the conditioner! TELL. US. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Tessa says, “Should your shampoo run out of ideas, please use your candle before contacting customer support.”

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Perpetual energy machine is more than a pipe dream. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer climber says, “Oh look! the sockets have gone mountain climbing!
And they even had the decent sense to secure themselves to one another!!”

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Government phone tapping system is pretty arcane actually. – Ms. Fix-It

Edit: >.< I didn't realize I posted two "Doin' It Wrongs" in a row. Got an alternative title? Leave it in the comments and I'll pick my favorite tomorrow and change the Title. – Ms. Fix-It

Congratulations to Fixer Cow Herd for coming up with the winning title!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Kadin says, “One of these outlets will connect you to the Holy Grail. The others…telemarketers. Choose wisely.”

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Wary of the cameraman, only the Gremlin’s hand is visible as it darts out of view. Next time! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Waffo says, “In the future, even cyborgs will have to put up with their elders saying things like “Cut your hair, hippie! Get a job! And while you’re at it, move out and do something with your life!” Poor cyborgs, always misunderstood.”

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Grab my hand! GRAB MY HAND! Nooooooooo! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Now swing me from side to side and I should be able to reach the emergency shut-off switch! C’mon, you can do it- you may be short but you’re wiry…”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Now you can electrocute yourself with 75% less energy consumption.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Label on the back of the box reads…
“When using our product, the metallic taste and tingling sensation in your mouth (fingers, toes, etc.) tells you it’s working.

WARNING — Those with an aversion to electrocution and/or a family history of susceptibility to electrocution should avoid this product. The Callard and Bowser-Suchard company (in cooperation with your local power provider) strongly advises that you complete your last will and testament prior to this product’s use. Probable side effects include but are not limited to: heart failure, burnt hair, loss of bodily functions, muscle spasms, impaired brain function, stuttering, spontaneous combustion, and death.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hawkin Says, “First they grow legs, then they start making demands. Next thing you know, they have a majority in both houses of Congress. Then where are your environmentally-friendly energy plans going to end up?”