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Just in time for a delicious bento. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Forget the noodles! These chopsticks may finally give me the edge I’ve been searching for to catch that elusive fly!”
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You fool! You used the salad fork. Sedans are suppose to be kludged with DESSERT forks. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer bob_super says, “Broken door to anger leads. Learn to use the fork you shall. It’s the path to the outside.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat gives an etiquette lesson, “Proper passenger etiquette dictates that it is ever so important to politely excuse yourself from the vehicle when finished riding. Graciously thank the driver for his hospitality, and quickly take your leave.
Remember, though, when opening the door that you mustn’t savagely grasp the fork handle. Instead, with your left hand, place your straightened index finger near the head of the fork (but not so close that you are in danger of touching the door itself). The other four fingers wrap gently around the handle.
If you wish to roll the window down during your trip (after being given permission, of course), it may be customary to extend the pinky finger whilst doing so. However, please be mindful of the area’s culture in which you are travelling as this action may convey the wrong message to others in your party!”
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