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And you can’t blame the Libyans for this one, Doc Brown. I know they’ve been busy lately.
~NSHA
Submitted by: edgar flores

A Ryanair flight from London to Latvia was recently caught fixing a windshield with duct tape before takeoff. Mid-flight, the pilot came on the intercom and announced that the flight would be turning back due to the “damage.”
“The tape was fastened around the edges of a windscreen in the cockpit, which had been put on by ground crew before take off, the Telegraph reports, which was being used as a precaution to secure a new window seal.
Anthony Neal, a passenger from of Kent, told The Sun: ‘We were kept in the dark, and were terrified. I could see guys taping in the windscreen with what looked like duct tape or gaffer tape. We were in the sky, then the pilot said due to damage on the windscreen, we were going to have to turn back.’
Former pilot John Guntrip said: “This could have been disastrous, the pilot could have been sucked out mid-air if the window had come off.” A spokesman for Ryanair — whose boss is Michael O’Leary — said: “We do not comment on routine technical issues. All Ryanair flights operate in accordance with approved safety standards.”

Via: Death and Taxes

Your suspension doesn’t have enough duct tape on it. Also, your wheel fell off about 10 miles ago.
~NSHA

Just like when you’re trying to hide the smoke smell in your dorm, blowing it “near the window” is simply not good enough.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Murrie

The bottom picture has been floating around the internetz for a couple years now, but the story that went with it is usually left out. As it turns out, this was a a life-saving kludge that happened a while back in the Alaskan wilderness. A fisherman went on an excursion and mistakenly left a cooler filled with bait inside the plane. A bear smelled it and tried to gain access to the delicious goods contained within.
Upon discovering the condition of his plane, the pilot radioed not for help, but for duct tape. A rescue plane showed up with three cases of the world’s most magical invention and a pair of new tires. After a couple hours of patching he hopped in and flew home without a hitch.
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From the submitter:
I had a newborn calf break a leg after getting hung up in a ravine. The vet told me how to splint the leg with PVC pipe and duct tape.
Submitted by: Doing what you have to do.

Also, gross. Could you have zoomed out a little more? Who are you, Anthony Weiner?
~NSHA

His career path is going to take him in circles.
~NSHA
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