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Hi, I’m the Keymaster, Are You the Gatekeeper?

May. 16, 2012

white trash repairs - Hi, I'm the Keymaster, Are You the Gatekeeper?


“Nope, I’m the Gatemaster, as you can see.”

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Cotton Sturdy?

Mar. 27, 2012

white trash repairs - Cotton Sturdy?


More like “knit delicate.”

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Who Needs AAA?

Mar. 21, 2012

white trash repairs - Who Needs AAA?


When you have this AAA fix!

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Adjustable Home Security

Feb. 14, 2012

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Need to Fix an “Open” Button on the Microwave? I Think You Nailed It

Jan. 24, 2012

white trash repairs - When the "Open" button broke on the microwave...

“Dry here to open?” So it’s some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless… oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack

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Green AND Recyclable

Jan. 24, 2012

white trash repairs - Green AND Recyclable

That’s right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you’d get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack

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It Feels Good To Be Needed

Jan. 16, 2012

white trash repairs - It Feels Good To Be Needed

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Nothing Unseemly Happening Back There

Jan. 11, 2012

white trash repairs - Nothing Unseemly Happening Back There

The boss gets an office. And he’s better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it’s a crappy door? Well YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA

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The Clothes Are Dry When it Stops Rattling

Dec. 15, 2011

white trash repairs - The Clothes Are Dry When it Stops Rattling

Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

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An Elaborate Jehovah’s Witness Trap

Nov. 29, 2011

white trash repairs - An Elaborate Jehovah's Witness Trap

Don’t worry, it just goes to his bed… room.

~NSHA

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