SUBMITTER COMMENTS – A friend’s donkey was cold. I had baling twine, duct tape and a blanket twice his size.
Submitted by: Melissa
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Weapons Of Ass Destruction
May. 5, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
So that’s what we were looking for! Things that get lost in translation, you know? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim A says, “You know, the more I look at this, the less sense it makes. Does the sawhorse mean that this rig is too heavy for the donkey? Why have the tube from a panzerfaust, and the blast shield from panzershreck? Is that a radio aerial on the back and is that related to the earphones that the soldier is wearing? Is there any significance to the fact that the soldier is a paratrooper? You just don’t think of Nazis as having the sort of whimsical sense of humor that would seem to be the best explanation.”
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Zebras Be Expensive Yo
Oct. 22, 2009
Submitted By: Jeff
Editor’s Note: Wow, the comments are hopping on this one. For those that are interested the backstory for this can be found by clicking here. Thanks to all the Fixers who posted that link in the comments. Also, I scrounged up some video footage for you!
-Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “So, a zebra breaks out of the zoo and she finds her way to a farm. She goes up to a big fat weird brown thing and says, “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a cow.” “And what do you do?” “I give the farmer milk.” Then she goes up to a funny looking little white thing and says,”Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a chicken.” “And what do you do?” “I lay eggs for the farmer.” Then the zebra goes up to a very handsome beast that looks almost exactly like her but without the stripes. She runs over to it and says, “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a stallion” says the stallion. “Wow!” says the zebra, “and what do you do?” “Take off those pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”
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