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Ready To Overclock

Apr. 18, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Ready To Overclock

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I could be wrong, but by the time that thermometer alerts you to trouble it’s already too late. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “There’s got to be a better way to see if your computer has a virus than taking it’s temperature.”

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You’re Gonna Have To Blow Pretty Hard

Apr. 10, 2010

Will hot air even put a fire out? – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment:
Fixer Bonkers says, “When you blow the whistle it alerts a pigeon, if it isn’t busy, that is able to get a message to the nearest fire station. At this point you have to rely on the pigeon’s ability to relate highly important information to the right person quickly so that they can make an assessment before deciding on the best course of action. Hopefully it isn’t a fire, oh, oh dear…”

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That’s Not Soundproof….

Mar. 27, 2010

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How is this a vacation if I have to listen to the kids the whole time? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Paddy says, “What will end up happening, is just like in the Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry: Kids sitting in the back seat, and Dad has to slam on the brakes. Kid goes through screen, and is reduced into a pile of little squares.”

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Click it or Ticket

Mar. 21, 2010

Epic, Kludge, Photo -Click it or Ticket

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Just keep it casual Grams. The cop won’t even notice. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Oh man, are they ever lucky the rare constricting seat belt got caught in the window! If it hadn’t have been snagged, I shudder to think of what might have happened!”

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Gas Can. Gas Tank. Same Thing.

Feb. 23, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo

Submitted by: AlanDP via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer kc/cc says, “Jeb solved his missing gas tank dilemma, but now he only has enough fuel on board to get the truck into town, refill the tank, and drive back home again. Months will pass before he can buy a spare gas can, because he’ll need a bus ticket across town to do so, and meanwhile, no one seems to have lost another one along the side of the road.”

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Don’t Think That’s How You Dispose Of Germs

Dec. 21, 2009

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore says, “Well this is inaccurate – no Grouch would ever sully his house with a bathroom.”

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Because Everything Looks Better In 2 Megapixels x 1000

Dec. 8, 2009

Because Everything Looks Better In 2 Megapixels x 1000

Submitted by: unkmunk via Submit a Kludge!

Morning Fixers! The owner of this kludge, one Bhautik Joshi, was kind enough to email me this morning to give us more insight to what he was thinking. Hop on over here for the full story. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer William says, “Not satisfied with digital zoom? There’s a kludge for that.
Got expensive lenses that you can’t use? There’s a kludge for that.
Want to look more professional? There’s a kludge for that too.
Yep, with the power of duct tape, there’s a kludge for just about everything”

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An Interesting Theory

Jul. 21, 2009

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Submitted By: Ben M

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