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Not only that, but you too can build them! Just follow these simple instructions, and *voila* sweet slippers! – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: SavageParrot said, “Hmmn footware designed to absorb blood. A bit serial killerish don’t you think?”
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UPDATE: Thanks to the Fixers who pointed out that this awesomeness was brought to us by the artist Johannes Vogl. – Ms. Fix-It
More Epic Zombie Thread!: I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It
Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”
Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”
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Favorite Thread!: Today we continue the Epic Zombie Drama that was started a few weeks ago!
Fixer Blackmoore gets the ball rolling with, “Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.”
Fixer lovejones says, “Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.”
Then Fixer Bridge says,”Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.”
And Fixer Ast concludes, “I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer kludgetron3000 says, “Look, the poor thing’s committed suicide in shame.”
Submitted By: Bob C
Editor’s Note: Thanks to fixers Tom and Nick for directing us to where we can make our own Olden Tyme Spigot.
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “It may be fitting for a laundry tub but it lacks elbow room. I hate to throw a wrench into the works but I just plumb wouldn’t sink money into this washed up idea.
By the way, I miss Farrah Fawcett.
(it’s too soon, isn’t it?)”
Image Credit: Slippery Brick
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