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Flammable Cigarette Lighter

May. 17, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Flammable Cigarette Lighter

Submitted by: Fixer Pun via Submit a Kludge!

To me this seems counter-intuitive but far be it from me to get between a smoker and their precious. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Czernobog says, “Lightsaber fail.”

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Anyone Else Got The New iJump App?

May. 3, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Anyone Else Got The New iJump App?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

It’s so realistic it’s as if my phone actually isn’t working right. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says, “The anglerphone waits patiently in the hopes that hungry prey will soon meander by. It remains absolutely still, with the exception of its long cord that it dangles and flicks temptingly. Oh, look! Two unsuspecting jumper cable clamps have taken the bait and are actually fighting over this “delicious morsel” right now! What happens next usually is within the blink of an eye. We will, instead, slow the video down to 1/12 the normal speed so that you can see the anglerphone spring to life and make a quick meal of both clamps.”

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Didn’t Know Coffee Was A Good Source Of Iron

Mar. 12, 2010

Submitted by: drinkfast via Submit a Kludge!

I’ll take mine with steamed milk please. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer lostmac says, “The frisbee’s connected to the THROW RUG
the throw rug’s connected to the RUNNING SHOE
the running shoe’s connect to the IRON
the iron’s connected to the COFFEE POT
OH HEAR THE AMBULANCE LORD!”

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Grape Flavored Coffee…Yum?

Nov. 5, 2009

Grape Flavored Coffee

Submitted by: my own via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Yoder says, “With a name like Smuckers, it just has to be good to the last drop.”

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