
It jumped around one too many times.
~NSHA
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It jumped around one too many times.
~NSHA
Submitted by: master baiter

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First his bike, then his stool and finally, his crutches failed him. Defiant to the end, our hero crafted a throne of their corpses to mock their assassination attempts. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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If the story of Job was set in modern times, god would test him by sending him to a Phoenix retirement home with an A/C unit that only works intermittently. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Craig said, “It’s becoming clear how he was in possession of crutches in the first place.”

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When losing your grip, falling branches will be the least of your worries. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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I don’t care if you fractured your leg in three places. No mowed grass, no allowance. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This lawnmower handle modification has been officially sanctioned by NAPTA. People with T-Rex arms should not be deprived of mowing their own lawns!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer alleycat says, “I studied this in architecture school: Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Moronic. The Moronic design was created by Frank Lloyd Wrong and is specifically designed to be displeasing to the eye and make the viewer think “WTF?”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Slapchop says, “Until he hangs a carton of smokes and an oxygen tank on the other crutch, he’s just a lightweight.”