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How many household items died to make this monstrosity? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Blackmoore says, “Ok Folks. this was the gauntlet being thrown. I can accept adding stadium seating to a lawnmower, but a grill? No, We can do better than that. Where’s my chainsaw?”
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They said it was a dead zone. They said I was mad. WHO IS MAD NOW?! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! – Ms. Fix-It
If you’ve seen or created mad science, please email it to me at thereifixedit@gmail.com.
Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore says, “The Dish fell off the roof and is near death? We can fix it – we have the technology. — The Bionic Dish.”
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In his earlier days, Gandalf wasn’t quite so sure of himself. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The land WAS going to be appropriately called Moredoor. If there is one thing I’ve learned from watching Wheel of Fortune, however, it’s that vowels are expensive! Subsequently, they dropped a couple of them from the name.”
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It appears Jeff Goldblum put some objects through the machine before the fatal fly incident. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Kumiho says, “Here we see the rare birth of an automobile through budding, and asexual method of reproduction, long theorized to exist in auto-kind, but caught on camera for only the first time.”
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Sign #18 that you have a Final Fantasy problem. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “Kill…meeeeee….”
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Most people play to H-O-R-S-E. They’re playing to the pain. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat knocks it out of the park (yes I know, wrong sport)
“First things first, we play to H-O-R-S-E .”
“No! To the pain.”
“I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that game.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon!”
“That may be the first time in my life a man has dared trash talk me.”
“It won’t be the last. ‘To the pain’ means the first thing you lose will be your pole, from the ground, then your rim, at the bolts. Next, your net.”
“And then my backboard, I suppose. I beat you too quickly the last game…a mistake I don’t mean to duplicate today!”
“I wasn’t finished! The next thing you lose will be your left shoe followed by your right.”
“And then my replacement basketball hoop. I understand. Let’s get on with it!”
“WRONG!! Your kludged hoop you keep, and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing its hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps upon approach, every basketballer who cries out, ‘Dear God, what is that thing?’ will echo in your mind when you play. That is what ‘to the pain’ means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Their rooftop planter box trebuchet definitely needs some more work.”
Interesting aside: My spell check has no idea what a trebuchet is. See? It just gave me squiggly red lines of doom for typing it again. Trebuchet, treubchet, trebuchet! HA! – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer noricum asks what we’re all thinking, “The real question is, how did he cut the piece of wood to start with?”
Reply: Fixer Stoneshop knows! “With a screwdriver for a chisel and a Stilson wrench for a hammer. Took off the rough edges with a cheese grater, then pushed the nail through in a bench vise.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Khaz says, “Ah the ever elusive carnivorous VHS. This sly creature confuses it’s prey by marking the non-lethal slots as the broken ones,thus providing sustenance when the humans feed the tapes and DVDs into their maws. Here we see a mated pair who work off each other to get fed.”
Trellis Isn’t French For Garbage, Carl
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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “The Jones family. Driving down property values since 2008″
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