You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Alec via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Despite the snickers and cold, steely comments from the pair of locking pliers, the clothespin held fast. It would not be deterred from fulfilling its apparently only role of providing aesthetic value.
(tearing up and voice beginning to waver) May that little clothespin’s attitude be an inspiration to us all! *sniff* I’ll be alright…just give me a minute. (blows nose)”

Submitted by: Salvador, Bahia, Brazil via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “I love how the solution to a breaking concrete pole is to support it with a two by four. That’s like patching a hole in a battleship with cardboard; sure, it works for now, but as soon as it gets wet….”

Submitted By: Mike G

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer tnthudson says, “It was then that they realized they had indeed found the fabled clamp, and that any man that could release it was truly worthy to be king and reside in Camelot.”
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Fixer Stoneshop replies, “You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart lobbed a clamp at you.”