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He is being quite charitable with his skills. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: NibbyCat says, “Clearly practicing the pastor’s latest homily on faith, hope and chairity.”
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It is nice to know that the Yellow Pages understands their importance in the digital age. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: BlowOutYourBlood says, “And to think he could have used any of the obsolete video tapes lining the room.”
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Well if it floats, it floats. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: baronobeefdip says, “Ah, I just love the surfer’s version of Deliverance. Wait…what?”
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In other areas of the ecosystem, chairs find shade where they can. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “In the cool of the morning, and fresh from their spring seat-cushion molting, herds of North American Patio Chair (Deckus Plantassus) gather at the local watering hole for a quick drink, watchful and wary for the slightest signs of a predator.”
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No matter the group, one can always sense an imposter in their midst. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarkasm says,
“Ninja student #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, you have passed your camouflage lesson
Ninja student #8, you have failed. Miserably
Ninja student #9, you impressed me, once again.”
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…You don’t even know proper safety protocol. Get away from there. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “This is the tree eating chair stalking it’s prey. It can stand still for hours waiting to strike at just the right opportune moment. See how seamlessly it blends in with it’s surrounding environment.”
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Unexpected bonus: Now I can’t hear the husband saying something about dishes not washing themselves. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “I like that the monitor on the right has a majestic mountain scene on it. If the level of intensity of your gameplay becomes too much to bear, you can simply glance over and…
*deep cleansing breath*
…find a “happy place” until your blood pressure returns to nominal levels and the pwnage can recommence.”
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What? It’s under doctor’s orders. He needs lumbar support. – Ms. Fix-It
Got one right here. (via MThruF)
Favorite Comment: Fixer RedStripe says, “Actually, I saw that on National Geographic. Some Programmer tribes build elaborate thrones such as this one in order to clearly define the tribal social order to noobs, peons, grunts, outsiders, and of course, other rival tribes, like accounting.”
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Now you’re stuck aren’t you? Serves you right. You sit there and think about what you’ve done. What would Sara think? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer kc/cc says, “I love how it seems like the artwork on the wall means this room is meant to have children in it, yet it is structurally unsound, there are cleaning chemicals sitting around, and the bookcase is ready to topple with the first attempted climb…”
BONUS: Fixer anodean wrote a song for Chair! First verse is here and the rest after the jump!
Then came the day they were scrubbin’ and shinin’
When the ceiling cracked and men started crying.
Bubbles were risin’, and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought they had breathed their last
‘Cept Chair.
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What other outdoor products could be redneck-ified? What should we use for the pool and the hedge maze? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “If the bad guys had lined the shed with lead, Superman wouldn’t have found their tiny hideout with his X-ray vision.”
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