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Facebook Status Update: 5th Ticket This Month

Apr. 22, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Facebook Status Update: 5th Ticket This Month

Submitted by: Andrew Rothschild via Submit a Kludge!

Hold on you guys. The officer is making the best face. Lemme upload it to twitpic real fast! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “It’s an improvement on OnStar. In case of accident, your facebook status gets automatically updated to jkuh alreiuthtgaheruls.,m”

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Conference Call During Lunch? Problem Solved.

Apr. 12, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Conference Call During Lunch? Problem Solved.

Submitted by: vvizo via Submit a Kludge!

If you’re not lucky enough to be able to phone it in to the mandatory voluntary 7 A.M. meeting, you could always try this. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “If you have ever desperately searched in vain for a contact, this device is indispensable! There is only this one prototype so far. However, it already has a 99.7% accuracy rate in finding the contact and then lets you view it on the screen so that you know right where it landed when it fell out of your eye or off of your finger…the floor, the bathroom sink, etc.”

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And The Overkill Award Goes To…

Dec. 14, 2009

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And The Overkill Award Goes To...

Submitted by: kleptophobiac via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer husabob says, “Alternate definition of “terrorist cell”

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Take THAT Distracted Driving Law

Dec. 9, 2009

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Take THAT Distracted Driving Law

Submitted by: a friend of mine made it via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment: Fixer Craig says, “Sometimes, you look at a picture and the rest of the scenario plays out in your mind.
Texting while driving leads to distracted drivers.
Distracted drivers lead to front-end collisions.
Front end collisions lead to deployed airbags.
Deployed airbags lead, in this case, to a SIM card that needs to be extracted from the driver’s sinus cavities.”

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Ring Ring Ring….Contest Winners!

Nov. 2, 2009

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Afternoon Fixers! It is afternoon, right? I think only half the clocks in my house have been reset for Daylight Savings time and my circadian rhythm is all wonky. Anyway, even though there were holidays to celebrate over the weekend, Daylight Savings, Halloween, Day of the Dead, many of you still took the time help me with my cell phone problem. So without further ramblings the winners, in no particular order, are:

For Overt Security – Dono1!
dono1
For Subtle Security - Seb!
seb
And finally, For Realism In Kludgery – Chris M!
ChrisM

Our winners receive 10,000 Internets each, redeemable absolutely nowhere, along with the e-fame associated with winning a TIFI photoshop contest. Congrats to our winners! To everyone else, thanks for participating and don’t forget to check out the gallery on the sidebar, where everyone that submitted an entry can find their creation!

Update: There seems to be a glitch with our flickr gallery on the sidebar, so to see ALL the entries, just click here.

Ms. Fix-It

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Ring Ring Ring….Contest Time

Oct. 30, 2009

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The internet converges in mysterious ways. You guys loved the cell phone kludge from earlier this week and I’ve been racking my brain trying to come up with a new photoshop contest for you guys. Then an idea struck me like lightning…

…or like a busboy stealing my phone that I accidentally left on the table when me and family went out to eat, using it to call Guatemala several times and charge a lot of Spanish ring tones to my account. >.> Whichever. Long story short, the threat of calling the cops and deportation was not worth a shiny new phone and it magically “was found” under a table the next night. Damn tables, making international calls on my husband’s dime.

Anyway, contest! I want you guys to fix my phone. Here, I have a visual aid.
Stock Photo Of Ms. Fix-It's Phone

Kludge this for me with anti-theft technology. Or maybe a “HEY STUPID YOU LEFT ME ON THE TABLE AGAIN” alert system. Anything really. Because if I lose this thing again, my husband is not making hilariously bad threats in Spanish to my voice mail…

Please email your helpful, hilarious or judgmental shops to thereifixedit+contest@gmail.com and put Phone Contest somewhere in the subject line. Winner(s) will be announced sometime Monday afternoon and all entries will be put into a gallery later that day. Good luck and good shopping!

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Seriously Guys, Time For A New Phone…

Oct. 26, 2009

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Submitted By: JP

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Submitted By: Mason R

Favorite Comment: Fixer Gargomon says, “Your call could not be connected. Please check the kludge and try again..”

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Ah HA!

Aug. 31, 2009

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Epic-Kludge-Photo-Ah HA!
Submitted By: Mark H

So THAT’S where the missing peg went.

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