Submitted by: Maarten
For my crew I require 4 strong men with a knowledge of hacksaws, impossible to untie knots and how to deal with a completely insane captain. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Custom Plates Are Free If You Make Them At Home
Oct. 23, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Honestly, I think it’s an improvement. I don’t know what strange government decided their license plate should be black and white and only require four numbers, but I’m guessing they have a very small population. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Historical Thursday: The Armstead Snow-Motor
Oct. 21, 2010
Is it Thursday again? Good! Here’s another Historical Thursday for all you wonderful Fixers. In the early 20th century, numerous ideas were thrown about as to the best way to travel on snow. Before arriving at the design of the current snowmobile, it was once thought that a screw-propelled vehicle would be the easiest way to traverse cold, barren landscapes.
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I Hope He Didn’t Build This from the Outside In
Oct. 21, 2010
Submitted by: Fred
While I appreciate the time he took to match the color of his car, I really think he should have sprung for a quality window tinter. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: eeurgh said, “Forget the tinfoil hat – THIS’ll keep those damn aliens out of my head once and for all.”
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It’s Hard To Tell When the Clown Car is Angry
Oct. 19, 2010
Submitted by: dotbit
I didn’t know if he found our recent head-on collision terrifying or hilarious until 30 similarly dressed gentlemen armed with rubber chickens got out of the back seat and chased me down the road. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: postl1terat1 said, “Rush hour is a hoot in the alternate universe where drivers have a sense of humor”
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Please Tell Me This is a Practical Joke
Oct. 17, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I think there’s an easier way to prevent people from breaking into your trunk. It’s called a lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Richard Head said, “If you’re going to do something, do it right. Use duct tape, gosh darn!”
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I Think You’re Supposed to Siphon Gas From the Tank
Oct. 15, 2010
Submitted by: Punkinston
Or is this a sign of the coming stuffy air shortage? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: not now dear said, “There’s much better ways to heat up the back seat of car.”
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Getting the Boot
Oct. 14, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Because when you want to pop your trunk, yelling “Diane!” is much easier than pushing the little button under your seat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Doors: Not Essential for a Road Trip to Mexico
Oct. 12, 2010
Submitted by: Alison
Favorite Comment: Sarkasm said, “Here we have a perfect example of a case of “consequence and cause.” The consequence is the missing door. The cause seems to be the big case of Captain Morgan’s”
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