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Favorite Comment: Fixer Chad says, “Its the missing link! This is how cars started to evolve into ones that could drive on the left side of the road.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer czarina69 says, “This, this is how the wooden pimper-fish starts its growth into adulthood. Slowly, you will see metal and plastic scales being shed, and the vibrant oak-y plumage of adulthood will start showing.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Tylonfoxx says, “The rare wooden pimperfish is usually found in waters with high amounts of Xzibit, but with low amounts of money and dignity, thus the young pimperfish will use any wooden material nearby in order to impress potential mates. Normally though, pimperfish use things like pearlescent paint, neon and vinyls to impress potential mates, but the low amount of money in the waters bar the wooden pimperfish from using more stylish materials.
This lone wooden pimperfish will most probably die alone, as no wooden pimperfishes have ever been observed with a mate.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “That Ent is going to want his finger back soon.”
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Favorite Thread!: Fixer piku says, “Well if blatant lies are the theme…
“One lady owner, full service history”
Reply: Fixer Pat says, “Only drove it to church on Sunday.”
Completion: Fixer Ray says, “Oh, look, she’s left her hymn book in the glove compartment!”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “It cleans up all the filth and undesirable content that come through the airwaves in today’s radio transmissions: every commercial, trashy talk shows, and dirty song lyrics. The radio now plays static 98.4% of the time.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer timbenzidrene says, “SUNDAY!SUNDAY!SUNDAY!!!!!! IT’S MONSTER TRUCKS AT THE BANGLADESH MOTOR SPORTS ARENA!!! SEE THE HIGH LIFTING, MUSCLE-STRAINING INDIGENOUS COMPETITORS BATTLE IT OUT IN THE EVER POPULAR HERNIA DIVISION!!!!!
LET’S GET READY TO SSSSSSTTTUMBLE!!!!!!!”
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Thanks for all the Fixers that pointed out that YOU TOO can be cool as a cop!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says (in the late Billy Mays’s voice I assume), “The inflatable protect-o-cop fills with air in less than two minutes. Simply set him up to “keep an eye on things” while you take your time on an extended break. His lifelike appearance will make anyone in the area think twice about misbehaving! Just 5 easy payments of $19.95.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer DW says, “Spoiled brats. When I was your age, we held our drinks between our legs, and if we spilled on ourselves, it was our own fault.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “New, from Blamco, This product will dry your shoes better than anything else on the market. But wait! If it doesn’t dry your shoes, it can be hooked to your car’s exhaust, and end all your problems!”
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