
Just a minor fender bender
Submitted by: Greg
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Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

Your parts are hanging out. Pervert.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Brian Ritchie

Well, I guess that’s one way to make sure you don’t get separated when the guy in front is the only one who knows where he’s going. Unless they’re going to drive up a mountain like in those Ford commercials and they’re planning to use climbing rope for cars.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

It’s a conceptual mirror, because not only are you looking at the cars behind you, you’re also looking at technology that’s years behind its prime.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you’re going backwards.
Just kidding, don’t do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: DocT
Via: Grocery Store parking lot

Oh sweet jumpin’ Jehosefram, there’s nowhere to begin.
Submitted by: Unknown

I’ll take the boat. The truck. The motorcycle. And the other boat. You can have everything else.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Jarod

It’s possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That’s it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside, right? And that would mean… never mind, I don’t want to think about it.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack
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