
Submitted by: Ed Baldwin
Favorite Comment: yes mom said, “If the popup’s a rockin… could you hold the airconditioner for me?”
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Submitted by: Ed Baldwin
Favorite Comment: yes mom said, “If the popup’s a rockin… could you hold the airconditioner for me?”

Submitted by: Winky
Look Hank, I know you sell propane and propane accessories, but have you ever tried a bacon burger barbecued with computer fan assisted charcoal? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Philbert Nutt said, “Is this this a new carbon based CPU prototype? It sure runs hot!”

Submitted by: Unknown
There are 2 schools of thought when it comes to roasting marshmallows – 1: Brown and crispy. 2: Black and crunchy. These people subscribe to the latter. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Bobcat said, “There are some people who believe roasting a marshmallow means putting a couple of light-brown spots on it, or just making it slightly warm. Those people are wrong. If the marshmallow doesn’t briefly become a FLAMING BEACON OF JUSTICE, you’re doin’ it wrong.”

Submitted by: Unknown
Honestly I didn’t have enough room on my moped for a stake, but fortunately, we can do this. – Frankie Fix-It

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
The Frankenstein family just couldn’t blend in even on vacation. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer DontEatMe says, “Wearing your tinfoil hat at night is uncomfortable, especially when camping. Protect the whole family from Aliens, Government Mind-Control Devices and even Crazy Neighbors with “We Camp In Peace” foil tent cover (patent pending). Comes with Alien hieroglyphics that spell out “Eat the people in the other tent” Free with Purchase!!”

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Okay kids, let’s get the satellite dish set up and the couch moved in and we’ll be ready for our weekend of roughing it. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer lostmac says, “Ohhh, nice to see that my tax dollars to install electricity into cactii wasn’t wasted.”

Submitted by: Edwin via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Oh please. Come back when you start crafting coffee so black that black holes resemble stars. Pester me again with your coffee-making kludges when you use tea strainers and mugs made of the damned. Do not bother me unless you make coffee so powerful that TWITCH GAMES are too slow for you.
Then and only then will I train you in the ultimate caffenation, my apprentice.”

Submitted by: Joel Madison via Submit a Kludge!
All the comforts of tent camping without the drawback of being 50 miles from cable television. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “They certainly don’t make things like they used to! The flatbed truck is still working after decades of use while the brand new tent malfunctioned at the campsite and now needs to be towed back into town to be serviced.
Basically, we have two examples here of objects refusing to break down, but only one of those instances is desirable!”

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Submitted by: Johnny Rocket via Submit a Kludge!
Unless there’s A/C and basic cable in there, you can drop me at the motel. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Andy says, “Post-Apocalyptic dead people gotta get to the cemetery SOMEHOW.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer BiBi says, “Truck – check, House – check, Dance Floor – check. Ladies, looking for love never got soo easy.”