
Sugary sodas: you could do without M!
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Sugary sodas: you could do without M!
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: Pense de Novo

Submitted by: Dar kfrei
See what happens when you expose Muggles to the wizarding world? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But pretending the leaves are Covenant Grunts really helps the chores go by quickly. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Gary470 said, “You have to be a level 80 yard worker to wield that weapon.”

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Only interns should be forced to drink warm soda at work. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Anodean says, “Actually, the soda belongs to a guy outside the picture on the far right. When he decides it’s cold enough, he will roll a bowling ball across the shelf, which will dislodge the broom and cause it to *ahem* sweep around in a broad arc and deliver the bottle to him.”

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Shhh. We’ll never get Jan her workmans worker’s workman’s paid time off if y’all keep giggling. It has to be an accident, remember? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob says, “Is that Bender laying down under the shelf?”

Submitted by: Alex via Submit a Kludge!
Seriously. I demand to know who committed this atrocity! This is a crime against literacy! Where’s my pitch fork? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Smitty is on to the next children’s best seller, “If you give a redneck a book, he’s going to want a broken down La-Z-Boy reading chair. When you give him the broken down La-Z-Boy reading chair, he’ll probably ask for a threadbare flannel blanket.”
Continued: Fixer kc/cc adds, “When you give him the threadbare blanket, then he’s probably going to just want to take a nap…and then you’re REALLY never going to get all those cars cleared out of the yard…”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “It cleans up all the filth and undesirable content that come through the airwaves in today’s radio transmissions: every commercial, trashy talk shows, and dirty song lyrics. The radio now plays static 98.4% of the time.”