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Can-Mug Prevails

Jul. 18, 2010

white trash repairs - Can-Mug Prevails

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This beats any sorta beer koozie I’ve had before. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: dcr says, “Duct Tape: It’s Australian for ‘Handle.’”

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Handicap Advantage: Can’t Fall Down Drunk!

May. 24, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Handicap Advantage: Can't Fall Down Drunk!

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Maybe John Locke just needed to drink more. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “Is it just me or has Stephen Hawking’s speech device been slurring a bit lately?”

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Of Course We’re Not Drinking At Work!

May. 16, 2010

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Don’t be ridikscholous. We are verwy profresh…prefersh..we know what we’re doing. *hic* – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Mikeski says, “Keg stand: you’re doing it… fairly well, apparently. I don’t see an ambulance in the picture…”

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The 2GB Gluestick

Apr. 3, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - The 2GB Gluestick

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At least it isn’t sticky for other reasons. Ew, I just grossed myself out. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer PBJ Platypus says, “Alternatively, it’s top secret government files, handed to a five-year-old secret agent for protection. Very clever, I think. No one ever suspects the kindergartner.”

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During A Flood, Only Save The Essentials

Apr. 1, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - During A Flood, Only Save The Essentials

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I’ve got the beer. You get the chips! Let’s go. Wait…where are the kids? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer Fluffy says, “Oh I know exactly what you mean. When you waddle through beer swamps, they sometimes wrap themselves around your legs and the only way to get rid of them is to wipe them off with a rag dipped in kerosene.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Six cans of Foster’s beer on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer! Take one off and pass it aro-…oh…you don’t want one? Well, what about you? Also no, eh? Anyone here want some Foster’s beer? Anyone? Anyone at all? No takers? Aaaaannnd…six cans of Foster’s beer STILL on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer!”

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Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

Mar. 29, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo -Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

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Oh Monday, how alcohol would make you so much more bearable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “Have you ever tasted Foster’s lager? Trust me, it won’t be emptied.”

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No, I Don’t Think My Drinking Is A Crutch

Feb. 17, 2010

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Slapchop says, “Until he hangs a carton of smokes and an oxygen tank on the other crutch, he’s just a lightweight.”

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Corona? Must Be Set To Delicate.

Feb. 16, 2010

Corona? Must Be Set To Delicate.

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “My, how times have changed. My grandparents used to wash their beer by taking it down to the creek and beating it against a rock with a stick.”

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Why Yes, I’ve Won Several Blue Ribbons In Cycling

Feb. 13, 2010

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “This just proves that everyone “can” recycle.”

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Fosters: Australian For Signal?

Feb. 1, 2010

Fosters: Australian For Signal?

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Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “The surprising result? Everyone on the television suddenly appeared even more attractive.”

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