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My Drunk Kitchen

Oct. 12, 2011

white trash repairs - My Drunk Kitchen

Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can’t tell. Either way, there’s no way it’s sanitary.

~NSHA

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For Halloween, This Curtain Is Dressing Up Like a Piece of Junk

Oct. 11, 2011

white trash repairs - For Halloween, This Curtain Is Dressing Up Like a Piece of Junk

I was going to make a joke about this being in a college dorm before I realized the submitter said this is their “college apartment”, meaning they’re most likely 21 or 22. Aren’t you excited for when this generation graduates and begins to run the world?

~NSHA

Submitted by: Unknown

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Instant Toilet Paper

Oct. 10, 2011

white trash repairs - Instant Toilet Paper

I think you can go frugaler. Make it 1-ply, cut it into thirds. Should last a month.

white trash repairs - Instant Toilet Paper

~NSHA

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Crap To The Future

Oct. 7, 2011

For those of you who don’t speak Japanese, our wonderful in-house translator was gracious enough to decipher this wacky commercial.

Guy: Toto sure makes a lot!
Toilet: There’s still more!
Motorcycle: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Guy: Huh? A Motorcycle
Motorcycle: Yes, A toilet-bike
Guy: Where are you talking from?
Motorcycle: (whispers) here
Guy: What’s a toilet-bike?
Motorcycle: For letting people know about Toto’s eco projects
Guy: But you produce exhaust dontcha?
Motorcycle: I run on eco (green) fuel!
Guy: Green fuel?
Motor: It has to do with toilets (whisper whisper whisper)
Guy: HUUUUH. That’s something you can’t say in a commercial, huh?
Motorcycle: My answer’s on the web
Motor: OK, let’s go!

The poo-powered toilet is a campaign by bathroom fixture manufacturer TOTO. They are currently undergoing plans to cut their carbon emissions in half over the next five years and are using this disgustingly-awesome concept to raise awareness of their green leanings. Yesterday the bike started on a 600 mile trip around the country, you can track its progress at TOTO’s blog.

white trash repairs - Crap To The Future

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We Couldn’t Afford a Trip To The Waterpark This Year

Sep. 23, 2011

white trash repairs - We Couldn't Afford a Trip To The Waterpark This Year

From the submitter:

When our sink started leaking the landlord came and pulled the boards out and left us with a bucket that filled in 2-3 hours. Pictured was was our solution to stop the water flooding through the floor overnight. Yes, we were students. No, we didn’t know you could turn a tap and switch the main water off.

I’m just gonna let that last sentence sink in.

~NSHA

Submitted by: Shona

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Must Be From The Derelict Collection

Sep. 20, 2011

white trash repairs - Must Be From The Derelict Collection

SOMEBODY’s not pulling their weight around here. Soap, I’m looking at you.

~NSHA

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littlesizzler

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Can’t Tell If Toilet Or Sink…

Sep. 17, 2011

white trash repairs - Can't Tell If Toilet Or Sink...

Or some sort of upside-down bidet….

~NSHA

Submitted by: master baiter

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Hungarian Phone Booth Sounds Like Crap

Sep. 16, 2011

white trash repairs - Hungarian Phone Booth Sounds Like Crap

In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.

~NSHA

Submitted by: razsgalivolava

Via: www.legalja.hu

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Toilet of Terror III: The Gurgling

Sep. 13, 2011

First, we brought you The Screamer. Next, The Jacuzzinator threatened to destroy everything you hold dear. In this chilling conclusion, the subtle yet haunting Gurgler strikes with its chainsaw-like taunts.

~NSHA

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Yep, Definitely American

Sep. 13, 2011

white trash repairs - Yep, Definitely American

(made in China)

Submitted by: URPREY

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