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The immoral jerks won’t even show their faces during their ransom video. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Eye Dee Ten Tee says, “This is my favorite part; when they discover they should have measured the window first.”

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Hey guys, when you pointed out that this kludge wasn’t really a vuvuzela, it wasn’t a challenge. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Chugwater says, “Satan wept. This is pure unequivocal evil. There isn’t a hell hot enough or deep enough for the person who made this.”

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Thanks, Damjan Stankovic Just what my husband needed. MORE incentive to pretend life is Grand Theft Auto. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “Oh no! That red light is almost out of birth control pills!”

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Those things can get you high smell bad enough without being set on fire. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Before you begin the shaming of your drunk roommate who is passed out on the sofa, it is highly recommended that you sterilize the marker first.”

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Are those beer cans dangling from the scaffolding? If so, looks like Cirque is doing a redneck run. Redneck, contorting clowns…no thanks. *shudder* – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Time Kitten says, “That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.”

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Makeshift ceiling fan or History Major final project on the French Revolution? What say you, Fixers? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “A rather loose adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Label on the back of the box reads…
“When using our product, the metallic taste and tingling sensation in your mouth (fingers, toes, etc.) tells you it’s working.

WARNING — Those with an aversion to electrocution and/or a family history of susceptibility to electrocution should avoid this product. The Callard and Bowser-Suchard company (in cooperation with your local power provider) strongly advises that you complete your last will and testament prior to this product’s use. Probable side effects include but are not limited to: heart failure, burnt hair, loss of bodily functions, muscle spasms, impaired brain function, stuttering, spontaneous combustion, and death.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer NeoN says, “This is quite obviously an automated rodent stripper pole trap. Cover it with glue, wait for a slutty mouse to molest said pole, pull the switch and cetrufugal force will do the rest.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gideon Wells says, “I keep getting distracted by that red and white sphere. Thoughts of a redneck slow cooking a pokemon inside a Pokeball through a makeshift crock pot keep echoing in my head.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Mailman says, “(Whispering) Here, we see the Abomineer in its native habitat. The Abomineer is working on its “kludge,” a peculiar object not found to help the creature in survival, finding food, or mating. This particular Abomineer has adopted camouflage that is most ingenious for its kind. After examining its behavior closely, it is the opinion of the world’s leading biologists that this Abomineer is attempting to look like a magazine. The Abomineer is attempting to hide from its natural enemy, the Quality Control Ferret. Look! A Ferret is approaching. Let’s watch.”