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Beer Traffic Control

Mar. 14, 2012

white trash repairs - Beer Traffic Control


You’re clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces… err… 16 degrees to the northeast.

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St. Patrick’s Day Is Coming Up: Do It Big!

Mar. 12, 2012

white trash repairs - St. Patrick's Day Is Coming Up: Do It Big!


Even the bottle openers. Why not?

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My Christmas Tree is Shinery Than Yours

Dec. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - My Christmas Tree is Shinery Than Yours

Can’t tell if giant bottle…

…Or tiny Christmas lights

~NSHA

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Those Crazy After 12ers!

Merry Kegmass!

Dec. 22, 2011

white trash repairs - Merry Kegmass

Submitted by: Stephen

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Less Ridiculous Than Letting Him Take Your Bed For a Night

Dec. 5, 2011

white trash repairs - Less Ridiculous Than Letting Him Take Your Bed For a Night

Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days…

~NSHA

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Don’t Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

Nov. 26, 2011

white trash repairs - Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn’t have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn’t get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

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wendyhord

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Between a Cork and a Sober Place

Nov. 4, 2011

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High Octane Vintage

Oct. 10, 2011

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I Can’t Believe I’ve Never Thought of This

Aug. 30, 2011

white trash repairs - I Can't Believe I've Never Thought of This

Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

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The Cause of, And Solution To…

Jun. 2, 2011

white trash repairs - The Cause of, And Solution To....

All of your living room’s problems. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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