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Archive for the 'alarm clock' Category
Waking Up Made Easy
Oct. 23, 2010
Submitted by: michael
I’ll see your cone and raise you a loudspeaker. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Sarge said,
“Need to get evicted from your apartment but don’t want to break anything? Want an angry mob carrying torches and pitchforks banging on your door intent on lynching you? Need to set off a fire alarm at a precise time every day? Oh man do we have a product* for you!
Come on down to Kludge Bob’s House Of Kludge and see our wide line of digital fire alarm clocks.
*Located at the corner of Epic Fail Avenue and Poorly Designed Lane. Some hearing loss may occur. See kludger for details. Not legal for sale in Ohio. All deaths are final. Not responsible for lost or stolen limbs.”
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Hangover Simulator
Oct. 18, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Setting the station to anything other than smooth jazz will literally melt your face off. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Neil R said, “If I had a hangover and that thing started blaring at me in the morning, I could see it as more of a receptacle than an amplifier”
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Too Bright; Can’t Sleep
Mar. 9, 2010
Submitted by: Clm via Submit a Kludge!
Only 100 more layers and I won’t be able to HEAR it either. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I just cover my eyes with a couple of strips of duct tape.
Not only does it work great, but after I rip the strips off in the morning, my eyebrows have that smooth, “just-bikini-waxed” look.”
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Alarm Clock Preemptively Broken And Flung Into Wall For Your Convenience
Nov. 25, 2009
Submitted by: elzbelz19 via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Wolfen says, “This is not a broken clock. This is a modern impressionistic artistic statement on the oppression of man trying to break away from their bonds of technological enslavement.”
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