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Need a Lift?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 22:00:00 +0000

Until 2 days ago, there was a whole battalion to help move this. AMERICA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

~NSHA

Fixing In Distress

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:40:00 +0000

The bottom picture has been floating around the internetz for a couple years now, but the story that went with it is usually left out. As it turns out, this was a a life-saving kludge that happened a while back in the Alaskan wilderness. A fisherman went on an excursion and mistakenly left a cooler filled with bait inside the plane. A bear smelled it and tried to gain access to the delicious goods contained within.

Upon discovering the condition of his plane, the pilot radioed not for help, but for duct tape. A rescue plane showed up with three cases of the world’s most magical invention and a pair of new tires. After a couple hours of patching he hopped in and flew home without a hitch.

Via: Imgur

Not Helping My Fear of Flying

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 13:00:00 +0000

We ask all passengers with boo-boos and owies to please contribute to the structural integrity of our plane.

~NSHA

Submitted by: schy

Minty Fresh Flyer

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:00:00 +0000

He had to make a tough call for his date; fresh breath or a working airplane. As a guy, I honestly don’t know which one would be the wiser choice. ~NSHA

Submitted by: Keith Myles

If Pressure Drops, The Flight Attendants Will Hand You Packing Tape

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Raghu

Kassic Kludge: Fly, Yes. Land, No.

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 20:00:10 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

100 Mile An Hour Tape Makes Its Terrifying Cameo

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Locutus via Gizmodo via Submit a Kludge!

Today’s in flight movie will be Alive… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “It’s a no smoking flight so maybe it’s just a nicotine patch.”

What A Wasted Opportunity To Use The Slide

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 21 May 2010 20:00:18 +0000

Submitted by: weez via Submit a Kludge!

This is an unpalletable substitute. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat says, “At least they’re getting off the plane. If I saw that as I was boarding the plane I’d probably just go back down the stairs and see if I could rent a car.”

To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence

lorenichc — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:00:25 +0000

The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off… yes, they let the plane take off this way..

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I’m aware that this is most likely that super airplane tape. But you can’t tell me this wouldn’t make even the most stalwart flyer wary. I almost need a Valium just looking at it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kludge Airlines. For your safety, please look towards the front of the cabin where we’d like you to watch a little tape…”

Just Plane Wrong.

Alex Brown — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:35:22 +0000

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “Push, Mrs. Penske, push! I can see the – wings? Oh dear. Who’s going to tell Mr. Penske?”