
No, no, no, that’s not a fail. She’s just building a chair for an M.C. Escher painting.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
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No, no, no, that’s not a fail. She’s just building a chair for an M.C. Escher painting.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
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Why can’t they make electronic equipment as large as, say, a car? Then we wouldn’t spend so much time losing parts. As a bonus, we’d get to use wrenches instead of tiny little screwdrivers.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
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Toward the end, it gets trapped in the vortex and starts to mow itself.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.
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Homemade brake lights – a bulb inside a bottle covered with red plastic, suspended from a wire.
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The duct tape is actually covering the most badass part of this body kludge. They used a soldering gun to close the wound.
(No they didn’t)
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Marty

Oh sweet jumpin’ Jehosefram, there’s nowhere to begin.
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If Pink Floyd is ever looking for an appropriate accoutrement for the sax solo in “Money,” they need look no further.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack

Let’s see those cars try to stop me from sharing the road now!
~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Adam

“Dry here to open?” So it’s some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?
Unless… oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Ben Finney