
Nobody promised selling discount kludge materials on Craigslist was going to be a cakewalk.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
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Nobody promised selling discount kludge materials on Craigslist was going to be a cakewalk.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

That’s because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown


Here’s something you should know about the internet: it’s fueled by poop and fart jokes. So here’s your free poop joke. Cherish it. Share it. Love it.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown
Custom rifle manufacturer DoubleStar built this modified AK-47. Its most obvious feature is the chainsaw fixed to the barrel, powered by a lithium battery so you don’t have to be attached to an outlet when the zombie apocalypse certainly most definitely happens. If Ash had this, Army of Darkness would be about half as long.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

You can get a kit for this Lucasnerd-approved cable organizer from GeekCook, or you can fix one up yourself using sections of that Princess Leia cardboard cut-out you owned in the ’70s.
You did, don’t deny it.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: laughingsquid.com

Your parts are hanging out. Pervert.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Brian Ritchie

It’s more like a 10 minute glass now.
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