There I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs

Jan. 19, 2010

Fire Alarm Muffler

Submitted by: Our Office via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Yet Another Guy says, “This’ll only work until the fire burns through the cardboard boxes… then they’ll have to deal with that bothersome alarm again.”

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  • Jan. 19, 2010

    What Happens If He Only Breaks A Leg?

    Submitted by: Mark Cushman – it is my own photo of me via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer CaffeineAddict says, “If he breaks a leg, he’ll just get his friends to plaster it…”

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  • Jan. 18, 2010

    Take THAT, Overpriced "Tree Doctor"!

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Thread!: Today we continue the Epic Zombie Drama that was started a few weeks ago!

    Fixer Blackmoore gets the ball rolling with, “Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.”
    Fixer lovejones says, “Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.”
    Then Fixer Bridge says,”Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.”
    And Fixer Ast concludes, “I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.”

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  • Jan. 18, 2010

    Submitted by: My Office via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer Yuichi says, “This method is going to be problematic when they try to fix the broken toilet.”

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  • Jan. 18, 2010

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer PKM says, “Exposed live wiring, check. Fuse replaced with not-fuse, check. Fragile wiring mess, check. Point electrical contact for extra fire hazard, check. Potential for Darwin award- high.

    I wonder if that form on the desk is a safety assessment?”

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  • Jan. 17, 2010

    Check out more kludges!

    Are you ready to block?
    See honey? We don’t need a new entertainment center.
    Martha Stewart spoiler collection

    Submitted by: Megan via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer Kat says, “Am I the only one remembering those Richard Scarry books? With the fox named Mr. Fix-it who always wound up just making things worse?”

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  • Jan. 17, 2010

    Good To The Last Stop

    Submitted by: Dwayne Hendrickson, seen in Springfield MO. via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer Schreukat says, “The best part of waking up (from a coma caused by a horrific traffic accident because your brake lights didn’t work) is Folgers in your cup and taillights.”

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  • Jan. 16, 2010

    Oh, Cut it Out!

    Submitted by: In my neighborhood via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “Day 51: I got the amazing idea to build a wall around my house to help keep out the zombies. I decided to put in a window hole so I could keep an eye on them. Of course, now they can see me too… this may not have been such a good idea…”

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  • Jan. 16, 2010

    Submitted by: zerge via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer dono1 says, “What’s most disturbing is that I was going to wear that same outfit today.”

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  • Jan. 16, 2010

    Long Bus Is Long

    Submitted by: Btrash via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer TechBender says, “Bloody private school kids! They’ve got a matte black bus with rims and a patio? Servants must be in the white Lexus on the other side.”

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