
Submitted by: Nick
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It only cost three sliced fingers and a some homemade sutures, but boy wasn’t that easy!
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

It’s much better than that grill that made every one so sleepy they went to bed on the floor.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Squark

Yes, that is an overhead projector combined with a dismantled LCD screen. Try not to think about it too much. I did and had to leave early with a severe migraine.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

I’m not sure about the second one, seems too safe and immobile. Maybe we should somehow attach it to the first one for maximum portability.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Fiktishes

Hidden inside is a Forex currency exchange, white sneakers, and plenty of “authentic local cuisine.”
~NSHA

By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and is currently on a controlled substance.
~NSHA

Because when you want to save money and cut corners, it’s when the health of your child is on the line.
~NSHA
Submitted by: chris niederer