There I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs

Feb. 25, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo

Submitted by: andrewicus via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer LockSmithHustla says, “Everyone laughed at my portable deer stand until my cousin put it in drive and we chased down a herd.”

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  • Feb. 24, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!


    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer Gumnos says, “Hello ladies. Look at your fan, now back at me, now back at your fan, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stop using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, it could smell like he me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your fan could smell like. What in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your fan smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”

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  • Feb. 24, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: Jesse via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer jrh says, “Hey Dolly, nice can you got there! Oh, sh!t, that’s a mail!”

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  • Feb. 24, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer NeoN says, “This is quite obviously an automated rodent stripper pole trap. Cover it with glue, wait for a slutty mouse to molest said pole, pull the switch and cetrufugal force will do the rest.”

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  • Feb. 24, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer TheMajesticYak says, “Although troubled with early problems in the balance and stability subroutines, the WALL-E engineers saw promise in their initial design.”

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  • Feb. 23, 2010

    Favorite Comment: Fixer Jompe71 says, “Pulling this kludge off and manage to write the sentence “Ladder in front of house” in Chinese using tape at the same time… impressive!”

    Looks like the OCDs have it Fixers! However, since nothing ever really dies on the internet, the kludge in its original ceiling glory is after the jump. The poll is still there too, because while your boss may not care about your opinions, the internet surely does!

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  • Feb. 23, 2010

    Submitted by: Denlby via Submit a Kludge!

    Favorite Comment: Fixer ReverendTed says, “Of course, the Road Runner won’t have any problems at all loading his laundry into one, befuddling ol’ Wile E. Coyote.”

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  • Feb. 23, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: AlanDP via Submit a Kludge!


    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer kc/cc says, “Jeb solved his missing gas tank dilemma, but now he only has enough fuel on board to get the truck into town, refill the tank, and drive back home again. Months will pass before he can buy a spare gas can, because he’ll need a bus ticket across town to do so, and meanwhile, no one seems to have lost another one along the side of the road.”

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  • Feb. 22, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: Aevar Thorolfsson via Submit a Kludge!


    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer Tylonfoxx says, “The rare wooden pimperfish is usually found in waters with high amounts of Xzibit, but with low amounts of money and dignity, thus the young pimperfish will use any wooden material nearby in order to impress potential mates. Normally though, pimperfish use things like pearlescent paint, neon and vinyls to impress potential mates, but the low amount of money in the waters bar the wooden pimperfish from using more stylish materials.

    This lone wooden pimperfish will most probably die alone, as no wooden pimperfishes have ever been observed with a mate.”

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  • Feb. 22, 2010

    Epic Kludge Photo

    Submitted by: WC via Submit a Kludge!


    Favorite Comment:
    Fixer Pat says, “It’s coming through!! THINGS! HORRIBLE THINGS!”

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