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You can spend the money you’re saving on a U-Haul on a new suspension!
~NSHA

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Xbox’s remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
Submitted by: Tom M
Via: on my Xbox

I had a dream a few weeks ago in which I got a computer virus that takes webcam videos of me without my knowledge and posts them to my Facebook automatically. Needless to say, my webcam has been unplugged ever since.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: LukaszN

Deviant Artist Midnight Angel put together an arm blade stylized after the ones used in the Assassin’s Creed video game series. Using a drawer opening mechanism, a spring for a screen door, and a throwing knife, the weapon works surprisingly smoothly. The full instructions are on Angel’s page, and you can see it in action below.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: Make

We’ll get our crack team of lawyer on this right away.
Submitted by: Allen

According to the submitter, he put this together so he wouldn’t have to lie when he told his insurance company his motorcycle is kept under a roof. Touche.
~NSHA
Submitted by: nezah

Ah, the classic tenant who’s terrified of not getting his deposit back. The “art” is held up by painter’s tape, there’s not a shelf to be seen and the curtains are just blankets supported by an elaborate system of clothespins and tape. Definitely not describing how I live at all…
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

Of course the television antenna works for internet, cable is cable!
~NSHA