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The Key To Our Water Source

Jun. 18, 2010

White Trash Repairs - The Key To Our Water Source

Submitted by: Idneffa via Submit a Kludge!

The Elvish building crew sure gets around. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Bob_super says, “Here, the artist is asking us to reflect on our dependent relationship with essential commodities. What he’s really asking, is how you would react if water wasn’t just there and easy, but locked and hard to get. Influences from his long stays in Africa intertwine with outrage at the wasteful consumerist society, and the superficiality is evoked powerfully by the stains that spread around at the mere though of rationing. Specialists consider this a masterpiece of his Rejection Years, which obviously with his The Great Bonfire Of My White Satin Bed Sheets.
We’ll start the bidding at $250,000, do I hear $250,000?”

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Still Holding The Sack Up

Jun. 16, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Still Holding The Sack Up

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I wonder what the owner is wearing if these are in the trash…Oh… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Do you have a larger size? This one’s a little tight around the waste and it’s pinching my bag.”

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Nintendo Thumb Until They Open The Door

Jun. 15, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Nintendo Thumb Until They Open The Door

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Come on, you didn’t build up all those calluses playing Punch Out for nothing. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Random Axis says, “Sorry, the person you’re looking for is in a different castle.”
ALSO: Fixer Frederic Hamel says, “Hey everyone, this is my doorbell. It was built years ago. You can see a video here.

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You Can Tell It’s Overheating When The Fire Starts

Jun. 13, 2010

White Trash Repairs - You Can Tell It's Overheating When The Fire Starts

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Looks like the Reboot sequel ended up with some major budget cuts after all. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Morg_9 says, “Box didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the HD’s been turning…”

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New Green Engine Technology

Jun. 12, 2010

White Trash Repairs - New Green Engine Technology

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Well there’s your problem. You’ve got flowers in your engine…and it’s not in the car. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer kkehoe5 says, “If there were tomatoes in there, I would have said “Gotta have a V8″

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Trap By Macaulay Culkin Industries

Jun. 11, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Trap By Macaulay Culkin Industries

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Not pictured: Iron rigged to the ceiling and floor covered in Hot Wheels. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Somebody should just spring for a new door.”

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Urban Cowboy Needs Urban Saloon Doors

Jun. 10, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Urban Cowboy Needs Urban Saloon Doors

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I’ll be your huckleberry. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “This is a Tudor house. Now, if you’ll follow me, I’ll show you a four-door house…”

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It’s Don’t Drink And Drive; Not Don’t Drink And Ride

Jun. 10, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - It's Don't Drink And Drive; Not Don't Drink And Ride

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Extreme measures are necessary to keep parental nerves from fraying while teaching teens to drive. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Bob-H says, “I notice he chose a RUSTED bottle opener, to even further enhance the car interior. I guess if this were on a junk rod, it would be par for the course.”

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Great, The Ceiling Light Is Drunk Again

Jun. 8, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Great, The Ceiling Light Is Drunk Again

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Any second now, he’s going to regale us with how he was in “Dancing On The Ceiling”… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer zac_upp says, “And here we see the rare Ceiling fan Cocoon. soon its wings will burst forth as the fan in the back already has.”

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Because Wearing White Under A Black Shirt Is Tacky

Jun. 3, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Beause Wearing White Under A Black Shirt Is Tacky

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But at least now she’s getting four bars. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer bob_super says, “Of course not! I spent all this time training to get the back one with one hand from the front, I’m not going to give up that skill just because you are wearing a front-hook one!
Now turn around, I know I can figure out that one from the back…
I don’t need your help, pity… or directions…”

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