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Matthew McConaughey must be so relieved. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pat says, “People on this site are so insensitive. The National Association for People with T-Rex Arms (NAPTA) will be hearing about this.”
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I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow a tiny puff of air out my nose and blow your house down. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Bashnagdul says, “Those 2 sticks that are holding it upright are only because this barn has not grown fully yet. you can still see the green leaves. wait till it looses those and becomes a decent whole brown. at that point the 2 sticks on the left will also be removed and you will have a beautiful new grown sturdy barn.”
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Of course, if you’re taking a working lunch, haven’t you already failed? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer DemonSpectre says, “NO! Wait, that’s the office equivalent of crossing the streams!”
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For the last time, we do not live in a sappy romance novel. Now STAY DOWN. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat says, “At least they took it literally and not seriously. Let’s assume for a second that the person who kludged this together was a woman. If she took “Gone With the Wind” seriously, she would make the curtains into a dress. And if it were a guy, he frankly wouldn’t give a damn.”
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Nice try but my son’s logic will still be, “Why wash them? I didn’t pee on my hands.” – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “I’ve seen these before. They’re for washing your hands. There is usually a little white bar of soap laying at the bottom for your convenience.”
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Don’t knock it. It’s better than trying to balance hovering over the seat and holding the door shut with one hand and using the other to keep your purse out of the mystery liquid on the floor. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Brewski says, “♫♪ Zip, zip, zip tie my loo!
Zip, zip, zip tie my loo!
Zip, zip, zip tie my loo!
Zip tie my loo, my darling! ♫♪”
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You should see how he rigged a roll of gauze into a passable tie. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “[insert caustic comment about the health care bill]“
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‘And then you will die.’ Is it just me or is that just MORE incentive not to talk? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer GiveEmMel says, “Grandpa!!! Stay away from that Fizzy Lifting Drink!!!”
AND: Fixer fraoch says, “Do you honestly expect me to be afraid of a suspended shop fan?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die…eventually…I think. An intern set this particular death trap up and no one’s quite sure how it works.”
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While the trek to dispose of the bodies garbage is long, at least the neighbors won’t complain about the smell. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paigeygirl says, “That bike is trashed!”
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Does anyone else get ants in their faucet in the summer? I imagine this would be like a water park for them. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “You are looking at just one facet of the many-faceted faucets of Farrah Fawcett’s faucet.” Said the Hollywood Bus Tour director.”
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