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Just in time for a delicious bento. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Forget the noodles! These chopsticks may finally give me the edge I’ve been searching for to catch that elusive fly!”
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“Death had tried the skeletal horse, but that required him to stop often to wire the bits back on. He had also tried the fiery black horse, but that often stood in embarrassment with its bedding on fire.” – Terry Pratchett
Favorite Comment: Fixer The Anvil says, “‘Only’ $999.95? wow. I’ll take two.?”
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He promised he wouldn’t miss her special day. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer JUSTTOM says, “Gee, I didn’t think it was really possible, but Tim WAS late to his on funeral.”
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Looks like I’m not the only family with a child that lives on hot dogs, chicken nuggets and vitamins. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Frank and Oscar could sense the tension amongst the kebabs. From the poorly concealed looks of disdain and the audible whispering, it was clear that they didn’t want the hot dogs hanging around with them. Perhaps they should have remembered to wear their bacon wraps instead of showing up au naturel.”
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Next week we’re using chicken wire to make a sun room! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Well, that settles it then. I was undecided up until the point that I saw this trailer. There is no way I am going to watch the movie now!!”
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I mean, these are the only four things a suburban house wife has to remember, right? >.> – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “WTF?! The guy at the store said if I lost the stylus I could write on the screen with my nail. He even sold me a pack of Belkin screen protectors.”
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Annnnd, now I have the plot from Flowers In The Attic stuck in my head. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dog Breath says, “There is a little Japanese boy at the top Meowing.”
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We all laughed when they started installing escape latches inside trunks. Who’s laughing now? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is why you never enter an unstable wormhole for whatever reason, especially at full speed. You never know where you will end up on the other side.”
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Perpetual energy machine is more than a pipe dream. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer climber says, “Oh look! the sockets have gone mountain climbing!
And they even had the decent sense to secure themselves to one another!!”
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Moments later the flock retreated, leaving nothing but the skeletal carcass of the hapless van. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “The result of a disastrous cross-breeding experiment, the African Bicycle has proven to be an ever-spreading plague. Initially intended to be more resistant to road hazards than the local variety, the African Bikes are a major threat to cars passing by, that they take down with thousands of tiny scratches. Numerous wrecks have already happened and scientists are watching in fear as the Tour de France, height of their breeding season, approaches. Less aggressive local bikes, which usually ding cars mostly when threatened, are no match.”
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