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Will Seriously Shiv The Next Person That Barges In

Jul. 6, 2010

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Well this is better than the awkward squat and hold the door with one hand method I’ve been using. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Phoenix says, “This is Riddick’s stall. You better find another one…”

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Thought They Were Condoning Violence Against Docs

Jul. 2, 2010

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I’m glad we got that cleared up or these guys would be pretty peeved. And this guy. Oh, and this one. And probably him too.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer TheFuggernaut says,
“A wild Doc appears!
Go! Dragonair!
Dragonair used Slam!
The wild Doc fainted!”

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High Tech Car Security

Jul. 1, 2010

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It’s a tarp! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Scorpion451 says, “This pimperfish has been caught for tagging so that it can be tracked for information on its migration routes, feeding sites, and breeding grounds. The tarp is used to calm the pimperfish, as like birds they tend to become more tranquil when in darkness. Another pimperfish, presumably its mate, watches from the shelter of their shared den.”

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Please Use Other Door

Jun. 29, 2010

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This door for Road Runner use only. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Wile E. had put up the wall and painted a door on it, never expecting a full house to appear after he was done. Naturally, Roadrunner went in and locked the door behind him.”

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Jurassic Unparked

Jun. 25, 2010

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Not clever enough to figure out stick shift, I see. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Brewski says, “The real reason dinosaurs became extinct: their stubborn refusal to obey seat-belt laws.”
Ms. Fix-It Note: This was one the hardest Favorite Comment decisions I’ve ever made. ALL of them were awesome!

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The Gonzo Family Never Quite Understood Gutters

Jun. 23, 2010

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In hindsight though, none of the Muppets really had an aptitude for home repair. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Binky says, “It took me a moment to notice that. I was looking at the image wondering what Gonzo had to do with anything and then… sudden muppet shadow.

That’s when they get you. When you’re least expecting it.”

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Totoro I Told You Not To Open That In The House

Jun. 20, 2010

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But I forgive you…because you are adorable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer That Guy says, “You’re mistaken. This is really a budding parapet. By the end of the year, it will bulge out further, windows and floors will form, and a staircase will grow down to root it to the floor.”

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Screaming Baby On 19 Hour Flight? No Problem.

Jun. 19, 2010

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If you can still hear the kid, just start listening to your Bieber/Vuvuzela mix and your eardrums will explode. Problem. Solved. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer ⬡ says, “19 hours of battery life, but can only hold 45 minutes of music. Might be time to upgrade.”

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They Pooled Their Ideas

Jun. 19, 2010

White Trash Repairs - They Pooled Their Ideas

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And this was the uni-ladder-al decision. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer thisfox says, “So now all we need to do is put the party decorations up along the eaves using the…. ladder…. hmmm.”

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No More Stealth Deaths Here

Jun. 18, 2010

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Unexpected bonus: Now I can’t hear the husband saying something about dishes not washing themselves. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “I like that the monitor on the right has a majestic mountain scene on it. If the level of intensity of your gameplay becomes too much to bear, you can simply glance over and…
*deep cleansing breath*
…find a “happy place” until your blood pressure returns to nominal levels and the pwnage can recommence.”

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