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Win-Doh

Nov. 5, 2010

white trash repairs - Win-doh

Submitted by: BryOnRye

One day, Wile E. Coyote physics will come into fruition. But today is not that day. Enjoy your crappy graffiti. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Bears, Cleaner than you Think

Oct. 29, 2010

white trash repairs - Bears, Cleaner than you Think

Submitted by: Unknown

Those Charmin bear commercials are actually based on stock footage from the forests of Saskatchewan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Tommy Douglas how to said, “Good fertilizer for the tree.”

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The Careful Movers

Aug. 26, 2010

white trash repairs - The Careful Movers

Submitted by: Jacob Hassman

They may need to stop to ask for directions, but they know how to pack a bumper. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Philip Pirrip said, “The greater Moving-truck, unlike the lesser species, can extend its tentacles around prey as it tries to escape, and secretes a mucus to more securely trap its meal.”

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Will the Zipties Keep People Out… or Keep the Zombies In?

Aug. 20, 2010

white trash repairs - Will the Zipties Keep People Out... or Zombies In?

Submitted by: Unknown

Favorite Comment: Kat said, “Of course the zipties will work! That’s what ZIP stands for… Zombie Invasion Protection!”

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One Of These Knobs Opens A Secret Passage

Jul. 30, 2010

One Of These Knobs Opens A Secret Passage

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Favorite Comment: Indomitus says, “Welcome to MYST: Redneck Edition.”

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TV Stands Are Expensive

Jul. 30, 2010

white trash repairs - TV Stands Are Expensive

Submitted by: Felipe Gomez via Submit a Kludge!

It’s good to see that in these uncertain economic times, people are working together to secure a spot for their flat-screens to be viewed. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: baronobeefdip says, “Oh, that’s not a TV stand. That flatscreen just committed suicide because the family’s teenage daughter kept using it to play Twilight over and over again.”

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Looks Like Q Could Use A Vacation

Jul. 14, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Looks Like Q Could Use A Vacation

Submitted by: Gabriel via Submit a Kludge!

Well I was going to take my computer to the Apple store, but MI6 offers a more comprehensive computer protection plan. -Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Nugget says,“This is exactly what I envision whenever someone tells me they run Linux on their laptop.”

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Hell’s Angels Simulator Needs More Work

Jul. 12, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Hell's Angels Simulator Needs More Work

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Maybe if you added more leather? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “This innovative little number gives the illusion of traveling seventy miles per hour while providing the safety of much safer slower speeds.”

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Because Digital Zoom Is For Amateurs

Jul. 9, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Because Digital Zoom Is For Amateurs

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Hope whatever he’s trying to photograph isn’t moving. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “It doesn’t take a zoom lens to see the heartbreaking and devastating beginnings of male-pattern baldness. I know from whence I speak.”

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Pin Paddle

Jul. 8, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Pin Paddle

Submitted by: Courtney Hanahan via Submit a Kludge!

Where was that when I was 18 and up the credit creek? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer JB says, “Press “OK” oar “Cancel”!”

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