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Try Scratching It With Soccer Gear NOW Jimmy!

Feb. 20, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo

Submitted by: Tyler Townsend via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer A Random Pooka says, “Nah, there’s no WAY it can rust now! That tape won’t hold water against the paint! They should have made sure to do this in a dry garage and then put a clear coat of packing tape over the duct tape!! Foolish soccer parents!!”

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The Next Best Thing To Space Camp

Feb. 18, 2010

Hey there Fixers!

So remember when last week, I posted this epic kludge? Well turns out, NASA knows I exist. And while that brings up many disturbing questions about what OTHER government agencies are keeping tabs on me, it also brought a squeal of science girl delight to receive a special submission from the International Space Station! In fact, just typing that nearly sent me into another fit that should only be reserved for teen idols.

The engineer that was kind enough to forward these images along also wrote a heartfelt and inspiring email, which is posted, along with the OTHER PHOTOS! (Squee) after the jump.
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Houston, We Have Duct Tape.

Feb. 10, 2010

Houston, We Have Duct Tape.

Submitted by: black via Submit a Kludge!

This is the kludge that helped save the lives of the astronauts aboard the Apollo 13. If you want to learn more about the symbiotic relationship between NASA and duct tape, head on over here.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Cyberwolfman says, “I’m surprised no one’s said this yet! That’s one small kludge for man, one giant kludge for mankind.”

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Hart-Break

Feb. 9, 2010

Hart-Break

Submitted by: Danielle via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Thread!:
Fixer jamisings asks, “How do we know they divorced? Perhaps she died. Cancer, drunk driver, brutal murder, heart attack, pneumonia, suicide…..”

What a good question. After the jump, see what hilarious suggestions other Fixers give for Lisa’s mysterious disappearance!
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That’ll Holder

Feb. 2, 2010

Submitted by: Guillermo via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer DW says, “Spoiled brats. When I was your age, we held our drinks between our legs, and if we spilled on ourselves, it was our own fault.”

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Hope It’s Got An Anti-Skip Function

Jan. 25, 2010

Submitted by: Jason, in my car via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Wondering… says, “Boy, that sure looks like a liquor store he’s parked in front of. Maybe that’s why he can’t afford a CD player for his car?”

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Wait To Cross At Your Own Risk

Jan. 22, 2010

Wait To Cross At Your Own Risk

Submitted by: raphaelc via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Ceci says, “I guess this is what happens when you try to employ the wacky arm flailing inflatable tube man for things other than to draw attention to your used car lot…”

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Take THAT, Overpriced “Tree Doctor”!

Jan. 18, 2010

Take THAT, Overpriced "Tree Doctor"!

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Thread!: Today we continue the Epic Zombie Drama that was started a few weeks ago!

Fixer Blackmoore gets the ball rolling with, “Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.”
Fixer lovejones says, “Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.”
Then Fixer Bridge says,”Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.”
And Fixer Ast concludes, “I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.”

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Quit Wrenching The Steering Wheel

Jan. 8, 2010

Quit Wrenching The Steering Wheel

Submitted by: Zvi Herman via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer husabob says, “Was this done to prevent the steering wheel being wrenched from the drivers hands on bad roads?”

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Someone Made A Grave Mistake

Jan. 1, 2010

Someone Made A Grave Mistake

Submitted by: Eugene, Oregon via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Scuzz says, “If Buffy would just be a little more careful when she’s slapping around those vampires, this kind of thing wouldn’t be necessary.”

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