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eBay: Now selling sounds of the 80s. Literally. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Three3 says, “I’d call that a federal offense!”
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But How Do MP3s Get Mailed To It?
Mar. 14, 2010
Wood! Duct Tape! Words! I Like This Game.
Mar. 13, 2010
Submitted by: Cory via Submit a Kludge!
Bread! Apples! Very Small Rocks! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “What I wonder is what the square thing he taped there is. I have it narrowed down to his copy of Twilight, a cell phone so the basement cat can prank call his sister, or that there isn’t a hole yet, and that he’s only taped down some C4 and labeled where the hole in the floor will be after it goes off.”
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Too Bright; Can’t Sleep
Mar. 9, 2010
Submitted by: Clm via Submit a Kludge!
Only 100 more layers and I won’t be able to HEAR it either. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I just cover my eyes with a couple of strips of duct tape.
Not only does it work great, but after I rip the strips off in the morning, my eyebrows have that smooth, “just-bikini-waxed” look.”
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Milton Isn’t Going To Like This…
Mar. 5, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Great guys, just great. Now I smell accounting on fire. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Forget the stapler. That copier is spitting out paper like a ticker-tape machine. What are they making a copy of, a roll of paper towels?”
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Where Lunch Ladies Buy Mystery Meat
Mar. 4, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “What products lay within the darkness of this freezer door?
Only the Shadow Knows…”
AND: Fixer Grantski says, “Since when did Wal-Mart lead to Narnia?”
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They Drive A Stick
Feb. 26, 2010
Submitted by: Megan via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer czarina69 says, “This, this is how the wooden pimper-fish starts its growth into adulthood. Slowly, you will see metal and plastic scales being shed, and the vibrant oak-y plumage of adulthood will start showing.”
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Dell And Windows Have A Symbiotic Relationship
Feb. 25, 2010
Submitted by: cronos51101 via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer waldo says, “When the historical district authorities (condo police) say no window a/c’s, Draconian action is required to thwart the blue haired b***ches.”
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Smells Like A Sexy Ocean
Feb. 24, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Gumnos says, “Hello ladies. Look at your fan, now back at me, now back at your fan, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if you stop using ladies scented body wash and switch to Old Spice, it could smell like he me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your fan could smell like. What in your hand, back at me. I have an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look at it again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your fan smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”
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In Hindsight, The Bates Motel Had Subtle Clues…UPDATE!
Feb. 23, 2010
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jompe71 says, “Pulling this kludge off and manage to write the sentence “Ladder in front of house” in Chinese using tape at the same time… impressive!”
Looks like the OCDs have it Fixers! However, since nothing ever really dies on the internet, the kludge in its original ceiling glory is after the jump. The poll is still there too, because while your boss may not care about your opinions, the internet surely does!
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Hope It Doesn’t Have A Tilt Feature
Feb. 21, 2010
Submitted by: Félix via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Of all the foreheads in all the accidents in all the world, the phone had to lodge into mine.”
The Puns Continue: Fixer kc/cc says, “Sadly, the accident has also left you unable to speak without using Bogart-related quotes:
To the children: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kids.”
Bewildered Children: “What the heck does THAT mean??”
In romantic tones, when needing to take out the trash: “We’ll always have garbage.”
Garbage collector: *eyeroll*
To the parakeet: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tweety?”
Tweety: “Nevermore.”
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