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To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence

Apr. 26, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence

The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off… yes, they let the plane take off this way..

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I’m aware that this is most likely that super airplane tape. But you can’t tell me this wouldn’t make even the most stalwart flyer wary. I almost need a Valium just looking at it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kludge Airlines. For your safety, please look towards the front of the cabin where we’d like you to watch a little tape…”

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Get Up To Change It? Surely You Jest.

Apr. 6, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -Get Up To Change It? Surely You Jest.

Submitted by: Nik G. via Submit a Kludge!

This isn’t some third world country, like France. In America, we don’t get up for anything. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Now what you need is a robot operated by remote to come replace the remote batteries. When the remote for the robot dies, show us the kludge you use to keep the system going.”

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Not Now Mom, I’m Busy!

Apr. 5, 2010

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Submitted by: Brian Lawrence via Submit a Kludge!

Seriously. If you don’t pipe down, how is he supposed to hear the tell-tale sound of a stealthed rogue? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer EllisGL says, “He tried to get into a LAN party where speakers were not allowed, so with some help from a roll of masking tape, they are not head phones……”

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Safety Cones Are Branching Out

Apr. 2, 2010

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Submitted by: Aces2 via Submit a Kludge!

Or are these hooligan teen cones, caught in the act of a fire alarm prank? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “Little Cone to Big Cone:
“When I grow up, I want to be an air-raid shelter.”

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During A Flood, Only Save The Essentials

Apr. 1, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - During A Flood, Only Save The Essentials

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I’ve got the beer. You get the chips! Let’s go. Wait…where are the kids? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer Fluffy says, “Oh I know exactly what you mean. When you waddle through beer swamps, they sometimes wrap themselves around your legs and the only way to get rid of them is to wipe them off with a rag dipped in kerosene.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Six cans of Foster’s beer on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer! Take one off and pass it aro-…oh…you don’t want one? Well, what about you? Also no, eh? Anyone here want some Foster’s beer? Anyone? Anyone at all? No takers? Aaaaannnd…six cans of Foster’s beer STILL on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer!”

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Captain Hook’s Less Famous Cousin

Mar. 31, 2010

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Submitted by: Eric via Submit a Kludge!

Carpentry is just as dangerous as piracy. Or the Hook family genetics needs some chlorine. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: It’s gonna be a blockbuster! Fixer wow says, “That has slasher flick villain written all over it. Coming this summer: THE KLUDGE!”

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Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

Mar. 29, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo -Looks Like Coffee. From A Distance. If You Squint.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Oh Monday, how alcohol would make you so much more bearable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Have you ever tasted Foster’s lager? Trust me, it won’t be emptied.”

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If Three Rolls Of Scotch Tape Can’t Fix It; Forget It

Mar. 27, 2010

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Submitted by: thx1227 via Submit a Kludge!

Don’t think that catch phase is going to stick. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like the one I’m not allowed, too much of a lady… about duct tape. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Sorry…my English not so good. I fix curtain rod this way because I not know how to, as you say, “duck it”. I have little money and not able to buy duck. Also, they not allow farm animals in city. But I know this…I REALLY not want to be having sexual intercourse with curtain rod!”

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Love Child Of Crocs And Heelies.

Mar. 24, 2010

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Love Child Of Crocs And Heelies.

Submitted by: Badruddeen Naseem via Submit a Kludge!

Next, a helmet fashioned out of a milk crate and he’ll ready to play with the neighborhood kids. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “(whispering) The boy is too engrossed in his reading…perfect! We are here at the Kumar residence where we’ve secretly switched out the boy’s regular shoes with Kludgers Blissfuls. Oh, look! He’s done with his book and about to stand up. Let’s see if he notices!”

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This Was Less Effort Than Buying A Gift Bag?

Mar. 22, 2010

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Epic, Kludge, Photo -This Was Less Effort Than Buying A Gift Bag?

You’re never out of giftwrap when you have scrap lumber, drywall screws, and duct tape.

Submitted by: Oliver in Detroit via Submit a Kludge!

Heck, I’m lucky if my husband remembers to take the receipt out the plastic bag before giving it to me. This isn’t laziness, this is love. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer glyptodon says, “I hope his wife’s hopes weren’t dashed too mercilessly when she found out the verizon box actually just held more drywall screws..”

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