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The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off… yes, they let the plane take off this way..

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I’m aware that this is most likely that super airplane tape. But you can’t tell me this wouldn’t make even the most stalwart flyer wary. I almost need a Valium just looking at it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kludge Airlines. For your safety, please look towards the front of the cabin where we’d like you to watch a little tape…”

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This isn’t some third world country, like France. In America, we don’t get up for anything. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Now what you need is a robot operated by remote to come replace the remote batteries. When the remote for the robot dies, show us the kludge you use to keep the system going.”

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Seriously. If you don’t pipe down, how is he supposed to hear the tell-tale sound of a stealthed rogue? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer EllisGL says, “He tried to get into a LAN party where speakers were not allowed, so with some help from a roll of masking tape, they are not head phones……”

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Or are these hooligan teen cones, caught in the act of a fire alarm prank? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “Little Cone to Big Cone:
“When I grow up, I want to be an air-raid shelter.”

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I’ve got the beer. You get the chips! Let’s go. Wait…where are the kids? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer Fluffy says, “Oh I know exactly what you mean. When you waddle through beer swamps, they sometimes wrap themselves around your legs and the only way to get rid of them is to wipe them off with a rag dipped in kerosene.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Six cans of Foster’s beer on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer! Take one off and pass it aro-…oh…you don’t want one? Well, what about you? Also no, eh? Anyone here want some Foster’s beer? Anyone? Anyone at all? No takers? Aaaaannnd…six cans of Foster’s beer STILL on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer!”

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Carpentry is just as dangerous as piracy. Or the Hook family genetics needs some chlorine. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: It’s gonna be a blockbuster! Fixer wow says, “That has slasher flick villain written all over it. Coming this summer: THE KLUDGE!”

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Oh Monday, how alcohol would make you so much more bearable. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Have you ever tasted Foster’s lager? Trust me, it won’t be emptied.”

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Don’t think that catch phase is going to stick. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like the one I’m not allowed, too much of a lady… about duct tape. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Sorry…my English not so good. I fix curtain rod this way because I not know how to, as you say, “duck it”. I have little money and not able to buy duck. Also, they not allow farm animals in city. But I know this…I REALLY not want to be having sexual intercourse with curtain rod!”

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Next, a helmet fashioned out of a milk crate and he’ll ready to play with the neighborhood kids. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “(whispering) The boy is too engrossed in his reading…perfect! We are here at the Kumar residence where we’ve secretly switched out the boy’s regular shoes with Kludgers Blissfuls. Oh, look! He’s done with his book and about to stand up. Let’s see if he notices!”

You’re never out of giftwrap when you have scrap lumber, drywall screws, and duct tape.

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Heck, I’m lucky if my husband remembers to take the receipt out the plastic bag before giving it to me. This isn’t laziness, this is love. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer glyptodon says, “I hope his wife’s hopes weren’t dashed too mercilessly when she found out the verizon box actually just held more drywall screws..”