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What? No, I’m Not Trying This…I’m…Researching?

Jan. 19, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

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Just some plane old stairs

Warning: Smart car does not improve intelligence level

Automated Ox-Roast

UPDATE: Thanks to the Fixers who pointed out that this awesomeness was brought to us by the artist Johannes Vogl. – Ms. Fix-It

More Epic Zombie Thread!:
I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It

Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”

Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”

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What Happens If He Only Breaks A Leg?

Jan. 19, 2010

What Happens If He Only Breaks A Leg?

Submitted by: Mark Cushman – it is my own photo of me via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer CaffeineAddict says, “If he breaks a leg, he’ll just get his friends to plaster it…”

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What? It’s Not A Fork. Mom Said Nothing About Scissors.

Jan. 18, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer PKM says, “Exposed live wiring, check. Fuse replaced with not-fuse, check. Fragile wiring mess, check. Point electrical contact for extra fire hazard, check. Potential for Darwin award- high.

I wonder if that form on the desk is a safety assessment?”

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The Dead Body Business Is Hitting Its Busy Season

Jan. 13, 2010

The Dead Body Business Is Hitting Its Busy Season

Submitted by: Robert Phoum via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore continues the Zombie Epic Tale, “Day 147: I’ve managed to capture several of the zombies in a tarp, and I’m now driving them to the Science center for examination. I hope there we will be able to find a viable way to counteract the bioagent that infected more than half of the population.”

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Why Is The Bill Over $500?!

Jan. 6, 2010

Why Is The Bill Over $500?!

Submitted by: Ian B via Submit a Kludge!

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Screw Tool Safety!

Jan. 2, 2010

Screw Tool Safety!

Submitted by: Kevin via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “The funny thing is he’s going to hold it by the screwdriver end and use the drill handle for a hammer.”

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Technically They’re Not Blocking It Officer

Dec. 23, 2009

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Charlottalove says. “Table for two with free water refills.”

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Painters Wanted. Must Have Firm Grasp Of Physics.

Dec. 19, 2009

Painters Wanted. Must Have Firm Grasp Of Physics.

Submitted by: NecronomicoN via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Daniel says, “Forget a firm grasp of physics, better have a firm grasp on that paintbrush for when the ladder falls.”
Reply by Fixer Anna Rexia, “Why is that? Is the paint brush supposed to keep him from falling? Is there an area of physics of which only you know? TELL US!”

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Unbelievable! Seven Workers And Five Of Them Are Actually Working…

Dec. 16, 2009

Unbelievable! Seven Workers And Five Of Them Are Actually Working...

Submitted by: By Madster, taken in Concepción, Chile. via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer klutzo says, “I believe the metaphorical term for the six guys on the ground is called ‘Management’. The chump on the wires busting his chops is known as ‘You’.”

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Well, Wood Shop Isn’t Complete Until Someone Loses A Finger

Dec. 10, 2009

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Evan says, “Even Santa’s workshop suffers during recessions.”

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