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Good Thing Landlords Have To Give 24 Hour Notice

Jun. 14, 2010

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Submitted by: The Poolboy via Submit a Kludge!

*Bumf bumf bumf* Are you constructing an indoor pool up there? Are you boys building an Interocitor? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Looking at the water stain on the ceiling above, I surmise that these tenants started out trying to catch water from a leaky roof during a torrential downpour and are now making the most of it before the landlord can get around to repairing the place.”

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Finally Using That Fulcrum Lesson From 6th Grade

Jun. 14, 2010

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And they say you never use math once you leave school. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer lazlo says, “So, the big question here is this: Is the guy too dumb to understand that you can maximize the effectiveness of your lever by placing the heaviest person on the far end, or is he smart enough to realize that pointing out that your wife is the heaviest person around might be hazardous to your health?”

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She Canna Hold Much Longa Cap’n

Jun. 7, 2010

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Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not an engineer! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer KludgeMan007 says, “I appreciate they used the lightest products in the store to anchor the shelves this lash-up depends upon…”

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Why Be Ashamed To Be Seen With This?

Jun. 2, 2010

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This is totally sa…OH GOD GRANDPA! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “It’s working so well, it already cleanly cut a black rectangle out of the picture.”

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Meanwhile In The IT Department…

Jun. 1, 2010

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Submitted by: Del via Submit a Kludge!

IT is always such a sausage fest. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Bacon.exe missing. Pepperoni.exe is not a viable substitute. Please remove Pepperoni.exe and insert Bacon.exe”

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Stairway To Heaven Or Diving Board To Hell?

Jun. 1, 2010

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Or platform for Wonder Woman’s jet? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Scorpion451 says, “The escape plan was almost complete. All that was left now was to kludge together the hangglider out of blankets and sporks stolen from the supply closet.”

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Bull In The China Shop Has Expanded His Toolset

May. 25, 2010

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Nothing wakes you up in the morning like dodging flying shards of china. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Blackmoore says, “The best part of waking up is the WTF in your cup!”

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Hello Dolly

May. 23, 2010

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It’s so nice to see you back where you don’t belong. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “Customer needs assistance with return in the front of the store.”

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Brushie Brushie Brushie

May. 18, 2010

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Submitted by: David Hampson via Submit a Kludge!

Unless the owner of this has the worst poison oak rash in the history of man on their back…no excuse. None. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Forget those wimpy luffa/loofah sponges! Try our new, industrial-strength scrubber. For when you absolutely, positively need to ensure those germ-ridden problem areas are clean…and void of all layers of skin.”

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Of Course We’re Not Drinking At Work!

May. 16, 2010

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Don’t be ridikscholous. We are verwy profresh…prefersh..we know what we’re doing. *hic* – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Mikeski says, “Keg stand: you’re doing it… fairly well, apparently. I don’t see an ambulance in the picture…”

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