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Now there is more room on my desk for the important things…like balled up post-it notes and dust bunnies. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer De_Jappe says, “What a way to misinterpret the phrase: “This tv comes with two cat5-cables for network access…”
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The immoral jerks won’t even show their faces during their ransom video. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Eye Dee Ten Tee says, “This is my favorite part; when they discover they should have measured the window first.”
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Hey guys, when you pointed out that this kludge wasn’t really a vuvuzela, it wasn’t a challenge. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Chugwater says, “Satan wept. This is pure unequivocal evil. There isn’t a hell hot enough or deep enough for the person who made this.”
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Cardboard is heat resistant right? RIGHT?! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer NoOneReally says, “I’ve done similar things before, albeit with things a little more heat resistant. But I think Starbucks uses this method, or at least that would explain why everything they sell tastes like cardboard boxes.”
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Mom is either so proud she got out the camera, or wanting physical evidence for the inevitable ER trip – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat channels M. Night Shyamalan, “(In the ER waiting room)
“Mrs. Voyant…may I call you Claire? Your husband is sedated and will be going into reconstructive surgery very soon. First, can you please explain how your husband broke his nose, knocked out four front teeth, and has a number of peculiar, horizontally-striped marks across his face?”
“No need, doctor. Just look at these two pictures. The first is at the outset. And…here is one just after my husband got the tree trunk slice near to the other end of the narrow, wooden plank when Junior became frightened by a bee and lost his grip.”
“Yes, I see now….kind of like stepping on a rake. The timing of these pictures makes it seem like you knew what was about to happen. Even it was possible, which I refuse to believe, you could have prevented all of this.”
“I don’t have time to explain everything, doctor. It looks like you’re needed now.”
“What do you mean?”
*pager goes off*
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Because nothing says holiday cheer like a $700 electrical bill and the warm glow of fire engine lights. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Thread!: Fixer ChiTownTechie starts us off with,
“Chet’s nuts roasting on an electrical fire
Mary Lou spraying the garden hose
Kludging carols, being sung by a choir
and folks dressed in hillbilly clothes”
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But all I want is my Mingus Dew. 
– Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer landminecat says, “Having unintentionally relieved itself on the concrete, the vending machine hastily beats a retreat, stumbling over a pavement and shedding a few bricks on its way.”
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The bells. The bells! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Mr Bill says, “I tell you, Spider-man is just plain getting lazy in his old age.”
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But seriously, Fixers with in-depth computer knowledge, what is going on here? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Marvin says, “That is a perfectly ordinary ribbon cable to spaghetti cable converter.”
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I don’t know if I should make a quip about the shoddy construction or just be in awe that it worked. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Tessa says, “Hi honey, it’s me. I think I’m gonna be late for lunch. I can’t find any place to park around this damn restaurant… What do you mean “check in the back seat”?”
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