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Changing A Tire Isn’t Child’s Play

Dec. 4, 2009

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Fanboy Wife says, “So, what happens with the toy car gets a flat? Will they support it with a Matchbox car?”

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What’s Under There, A Sewer Gator?

Dec. 4, 2009

 

Submitted by: joao024 via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Shusien says, “It is not widely known but once a year the Red Firehydrants will go into a cacoon stasis for approximately 3 months. Upon emerging from their slumber the less beautiful, but equally useful Green Fire hydrant is born. Only minutes away, the mother fire truck will come and cut the umbilical cord and allow the hydrant to be free.”

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Three More Guys And They’ll Get The Record

Nov. 27, 2009

Submitted by: Tom-Erik J. via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Husabob says, “Cirque de Plasterers. I’ve seen them in Vegas. Never use a safety net. Their rhinestone leotards must be at the cleaners.”

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Red Bull Gives You Ignition

Nov. 26, 2009

Red Bull Gives You Ignition?

Submitted by: i told my husband that $300 was too much for a new exhaust pipe. i got this instead. via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Mr. Evilwrench says, “Red Bull gives you… hey, maybe this guy is on to the secret of the flying cars we were supposed to have by now.”

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I Can Never Remember If I Wiggle The Red Or Green Wire For Hot Water.

Nov. 24, 2009

I Can Never Remember If I Wiggle The Red Or Green Wire For Hot Water.

Submitted by: Daniel Silva’s friend via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “The paramedic’s dream accessory! It can clean off blood AND restart the heart!”

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Kept Packing Even After They Took The Kitchen Sink

Nov. 19, 2009

Kept Packing Even After They Took The Kitchen Sink

 

Submitted by: D@vid via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Muff Master says, “Wow…..it’s like they put the truck in reverse, crashed the trailer through the front wall, and just strapped whatever got sandwiched between the trailer and the back wall to the back of the trailer! Kind of like the opposite of backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes to unload.”

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Now I Can Surf The Web AND Apply Mascara!

Nov. 19, 2009

So this morning, my buddies over at That Will Buff Out sent me a link to the scariest product I’ve ever seen for a car. Now it wasn’t so bad when it was a kludge:

Epic-Kludge-Photo-NowICanSurfANDApplyMascara!
Submitted By: Arcan 3

This questionable product has spawned an incredible number of hilarious customer submitted images and comments the likes of which have not been seen since the Three Wolf Moon t shirt. Check out the full story here.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer DLZ says, “Chat log: “omg i just got pulled over. let me point the webcam out the window so you can see the cop lol lol”

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Car Orthodontics Aren’t Cheap

Nov. 11, 2009

That Must Sound Horrendous On The Highway

Submitted by: Sergey M via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Steven says, “If the wheel doesn’t fit, you must acquit…”

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Like Balancing A Sword…Only Bigger…

Nov. 7, 2009

Like Balancing A Sword...Only Bigger...

Submitted by: Mark Senn, Macon Ga via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I can actually hear his insurance premiums going up.”

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Who Knew 4H Had More Gear Than Marching Band?

Nov. 5, 2009

Who Knew 4H Had More Gear Than Marching Band?

Submitted by: Taken by a co-worker via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Joe says, “School bus says: I made you a tractor, but I eated it.”

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